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Unread 12-28-2012, 01:15 PM   #1
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Fun ATTENTION: Bob the Merc

Bob.

...Bob.

Is this the reality show you're going to be starring in?

Just wonderin'.
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Unread 12-28-2012, 01:19 PM   #2
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If it is, we will riff every episode over Steam parties.
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Unread 12-28-2012, 03:28 PM   #3
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As you are aware Bob is unable to confirm nor deny that for many legal reasons.

However we shall assume yes.
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Unread 12-28-2012, 04:07 PM   #4
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As you are aware Bob is unable to confirm nor deny that for many legal reasons.

However we shall assume yes.
I just can't imagine anything better on television than "Watching Bob go on dates."
In fact even if Bob's TV show never picks off the ground, it is critical that we find a way to make "Bob the Merc on Dates" a reality.
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Unread 12-28-2012, 04:13 PM   #5
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I just can't imagine anything better on television than "Watching Bob go on dates."
"Snakes on Dates."

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Unread 12-28-2012, 04:14 PM   #6
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Unread 12-28-2012, 04:18 PM   #7
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"Snakes on Dates."
There are multiple Snakes out there?
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Unread 12-28-2012, 04:22 PM   #8
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Actually last I checked Bob had been on two dates with a very lovely young lady.

Also I don't know how often he sticks his head over here anymore, I'll tell him this exists over facebook.
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Unread 12-28-2012, 04:29 PM   #9
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Nope.

The one I tried for is on hold once again, apparently because they don't want to compete with that geek gameshow thing on TBS.

Also heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
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Unread 12-28-2012, 04:32 PM   #10
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Actually last I checked Bob had been on two dates with a very lovely young lady.
I knew you'd beat me, Bob!
Good luck. You da man.
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