Sexual Innuendo: The Box, the Game.

[Julford Hajime]

So I just made a trip up to my local Gamestop because everyone there plays pokemon all day and we like to berate the hell out of each other over our pokemon choices ("Dude, Umbreon is, liek, SO teh gay."). On the counter, they had a copy of a game I'd never heard of before then: Record of Agarest War.

Now, the name itself did nothing for me. The front of the box did nothing for me. HOWEVER, it was obviously some sort of limited edition box considering the size, and I happened to catch that this was the "Really Naughty Limited Edition". I shit you not. Even better/worse, the artwork on the sides of the box are incredibly suggestive drawings of girls doing things like: Eating gigantic sausages while dripping with sweat, being tied up and held in the air by vines, eating a banana, oh and one of them seems to have let an ice cream cone melt all over her face. Yeah.

I bought the hell out of this game, and I'm only moderately ashamed of myself. Here's a video of somebody opening the box and showing off the contents.