The Terrible Neighbors Thread

[TDK]

Dear neighbor,

I understand that you would like to learn to play the guitar, but JESUS TAP DANCING CHRIST would you learn to tune the fucking thing, it sounds like you are strangling a cat.

I further recognize that Smoke on the Water was a pretty rockin' song, but you do not need to play it over and over again. Maybe...maybe try learning how to actually play it? I mean I thought it was pretty much the easiest thing to play in the entire world (I don't even play the guitar and I can play it), but hey, maybe you're five years old or something.

How can you be this terrible and have an amp and an electric guitar? Are you one of those douchebags who enters college, decides he is going to be the guy with the guitar, then promptly buys a guitar and an amp and all this stuff, and then never actually learns how to play it?

Don't be that guy.

Yours Truly, the guy who lives across from your window who is kept awake by your terrible fucking guitar playing

PS: I enjoy the smell of pot smoke as much as the next college student, but please stop smoking it in the alley.