Corrupted Wishes

Thadius · 08-08-2010, 03:46 AM

I dare say, good sir, that this sandwich I have just conjured up could rightly be considered the most tasteful thing in all of existence. However, I do warn you against actually ea-

Oh you had to go and eat it. I was going to tell you that once you ate it, you would experience a moment of Nirvana and know that nothing else would ever be as tasty and delicious as that sandwich. Eventually, your mind will crack and break under the stress, leading to thoughts of ending your life because nothing else matters now that you've had that sandwich. Oh well, enjoy your oncoming depression if you can, good chap.

I say, I wish I were a little more mentally balanced. Not exactly sane, mind you, but balanced enough to be able to function normally in society at all times. Perhaps you could aid me, genie?

08-08-2010, 03:46 AM	#11
Thadius BEARD IMPACT Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: MANLY ANGER Posts: 1,977	I dare say, good sir, that this sandwich I have just conjured up could rightly be considered the most tasteful thing in all of existence. However, I do warn you against actually ea- Oh you had to go and eat it. I was going to tell you that once you ate it, you would experience a moment of Nirvana and know that nothing else would ever be as tasty and delicious as that sandwich. Eventually, your mind will crack and break under the stress, leading to thoughts of ending your life because nothing else matters now that you've had that sandwich. Oh well, enjoy your oncoming depression if you can, good chap. I say, I wish I were a little more mentally balanced. Not exactly sane, mind you, but balanced enough to be able to function normally in society at all times. Perhaps you could aid me, genie? __________________ ANGER HAS NEVER BEEN MORE MANLY THAN THIS.