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Unread 02-02-2011, 11:30 AM   #11
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The skill to, should I choose, mimic all of your skills, physical prowess, and resources.
Intriguing. Trying to level the field, eh? Unfortunately, you neglected to mimic my intelligence and ability to plan. Therefore, all I must do is create a trap which I myself would not be equipped to escape were I caught in it.

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The power to blow a Planet up by mere thought alone.
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Forgot to mention the ability to survive in space was a manditory secondary power. My bad.
As I said, secondary powers are excluded for the sake of argument. You could blow up planets, but doing so would have large-scale consequences that would quickly lead to your capture either over your potential or actual actions of mass genocide/extinction. Either way, you end up dead.

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While Krylo and BitVyper both posted reasonable downsides to the power of "I win," the goal was to be undefeated. As redstartyrannis declined to even attempt to defeat the power of "I win," I win.

Also, I already have the hair and could probably grow the beard in short order.
No, I responded in accordance to the rules I laid out. Such a power is outside the realm of a reasonable ability. I do, however, commend those who addressed it.

If it should satisfy you more, I will put forth that a Xanatos Gambit properly defeats a true win on your part.


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The power to make you forget stuff I want you to forget.
Sticky notes.

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I am hope.
Have fun being an abstract concept.

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The power to transform into anything, abilities included. Complete with super human resistance in original form as well as improved version of what ever creature/being I turn into.
That's no less than two ablities. The ability to transform into an improved version of anything simply means that careful planning must be used. Normally, I'd toss out access to multiple powers, but since we're still operating under the "one at a time" rule, I'll assume that you'll want to reach me quickly. The safest route would be to put several lengths of a thin filament across one of my halls and simply let you cut yourself into chunks passing through. A series of monofilaments (filaments only an atom wide) would be invisible and take care of most abilities. However, this does little if you're either too small to be caught by them or invulnerable, so as a backup, the detection system should so something nifty like flash heat and immediately flash freeze the room to take care of the opposing resistance, deliver a shock fatal to any animal that would fit in the room with no resistance, rip all the air out of the room at once for anything that needs to breathe, which will probably also destroy your lungs in the process, flood the room with gases toxic to all known life, and finish off with a blast of energy capable of harming astral beings. All of this should happen within the span of perhaps a few seconds.

Overkill? Perhaps. It ensures your death, though.


For superhuman resistance, all I need to do is load more onto you than you can handle. It may take several tries, but eventually your limits would be breached. Alternatively, resistance doesn't include not needing to breathe, so you could be defeated via simple drowning.


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i guess the power of time and the manipulation of Paradoxes would be a hard one to defeat
(also the last one I was just messing with the idea of manipulating a concept rather then something like "earth" or "fire" Damage could cover anything as long as it doesn't create or destroy.)
Time manipulation is a tricky one. The goal would need to be to hit you with something you never saw coming and end it there. Unless you're already going super fast, a bullet to the back of the head would suffice. Really, though, everyone needs to sleep, so finding your bed and planting a bomb under it to activate when your head hits the pillow is low, but effective.

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The power to get all the nutrion I require from bacon alone.
I bow to you, sir. You are far more evil than I. Nobody hates bacon (unless they are Jewish and can't be considered to "hate" it as they have never had the experience). Even evil people hold some things sacred.

However, I am up to the challenge. No pigs, no bacon. Egypt has already done this. It just needs to be instituted on a worldwide scale.


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The power to tell you how many living tiger sharks exist in the oceans of Earth at any given time.
I would say to kill all the tiger sharks, but such a plan would make me very unpopular with the supervillain community. Therefore, extinction in the wild would be a temporary solution while everyone gets to keep their pets and zoo animals. Repopulation efforts would undoubtedly commence, though.

Of course, assuming this, I could easily own my own batch of tiger sharks, and, since you would be unable to sense them being in a tank, I could bask in the irony of feeding you to them.
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