The all-inclusive "Republicans hate everything America stands for" thread

[Solid Snake]

This article makes me want to kill something.

Literally. I feel like actually killing something right now.

Why do liberals hate the rich? Perhaps because liberals were the "smart" but nerdy and socially awkward kids in high school, the ones who aced the SATs but did not excel at sports and rarely got asked to the prom. Some of their "dumber" classmates, meanwhile, went on to make more money, marry better-looking spouses, and have more fun.

Liberals find all this unjust because it rekindles their emotional insecurities from long ago. They do not have the honesty to accept that those with less SAT smarts might have other skills that the marketplace values. Instead, they resent wealth and convince themselves that large financial gains are ill-gotten.

What the hell is this
I don't
How the hell is this guy even representing a major interest group and sprouting out that bullshit
It sounds like a political theory a twelve year old makes up after drinking copious amounts of alcohol for the very first time