The all-inclusive "Republicans hate everything America stands for" thread - Page 19

Solid Snake · 09-23-2011, 08:07 PM

Please be true, sketchy article that nonetheless names actual sources.
PLEASE BE TRUE

(Oh God I'm now a terrible person for actually reveling in what, if true, would actually be the utter destruction of someone's personal life.)

POS Industries · 09-23-2011, 08:10 PM

Daily Mail
True

Pick one.

Solid Snake · 09-23-2011, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by POS Industries

Daily Mail
True

Pick one.

DAMMIT POS DO NOT DESTROY MY FRAGILE DREAMS

shiney · 09-23-2011, 10:59 PM

Daily Fail, it is usually called.

Solid Snake · 09-25-2011, 12:06 AM

Hey NonCon: Stop causing natural disasters plz k thx

Bob The Mercenary · 09-25-2011, 07:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Solid Snake

Hey NonCon: Stop causing natural disasters plz k thx

So gays are X-men? Hoshit.

Though that tornado does look a bit phallic.

Solid Snake · 09-30-2011, 05:22 AM

Dear Michele Bachmann:

Die in a Fucking Fire, Please.

Mr.Bookworm · 09-30-2011, 05:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Solid Snake

Dear Michele Bachmann:

Die in a Fucking Fire, Please.

Wait, is she trying to spin the Arab Spring as a bad thing?

I guess so. Because America thinks revolutions against unjust rulers are bad now, mmkay?

Hatake Kakashi · 10-24-2011, 06:08 PM

According to reports, Ron Paul would like it if all you lazy fucking college students would either get off your asses and work for your college money, or find a nice unskilled labor market position to rot the rest of your days away in.

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Paul unveiled a plan last week to cut $1 trillion from the federal budget that would eliminate five Cabinet departments, including education.

... of course. I mean, why would we want anyone overseeing the nation's education?

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He's also wants young workers to be able to opt out of Social Security.

Another bit of brilliance. It's not like it will be there when we're all old enough to collect anyway, right? And with our non-educated jobs, we will, of course, be able to easily fund our own retirements.

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The student loan program is not part of those cuts, but Paul said Sunday on NBC's "Meet the Press" that he'd kill the loan program eventually if he were president.

Dear Mr. Would-Be-President Paul, why do you hate people who want to better themselves?

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Paul blamed government intervention in the economy for rising tuition.

If by "intervention in the economy" you mean "spent all of our fucking money bailing out rich asshats who had no business asking for a handout," then yes, I suppose that's a statement I could get behind... please continue.

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"Just think of all this willingness to want to help every student get a college education," said Paul, who graduated from Gettysburg College in Pennsylvania before earning a medical degree at the Duke University School of Medicine.

Indeed! Willingness to help students everywhere acquire higher degrees and better-paying jobs is a horrible idea! Wait... what?

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"I went to school when we had none of those. I could work my way through college and medical school because it wasn't so expensive."

Indeed. Prices were lower back then. So were wages. What did you do for work while you went to school, Ron? Oh, that's right, you were descended from immigrants who became successful dairy farmers and distributors. So... you still had backup finances in case things fell through? Not everyone has that, Paul. That's why the loans exist.

So, rather than eliminating other drags on the economy, like corporate welfare, wars we have no further business fighting and other wasteful expenditures, the obvious answer is to take a cut at the abilities of future generations to improve their standing in our marketplace and eliminate the ability to acquire a higher education.

Bravo, you fucking moron. Bravo.

**Satan's Onion** · 10-24-2011, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Hatake Kakashi

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So, rather than eliminating other drags on the economy, like corporate welfare, wars we have no further business fighting and other wasteful expenditures, the obvious answer is to take a cut at the abilities of future generations to improve their standing in our marketplace and eliminate the ability to acquire a higher education.

Bravo, you fucking moron. Bravo.

You say all this as though it were a bug in his plan, and not a feature. He's got his; fuck the rest of us peasants.

09-23-2011, 08:07 PM	#181
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09-30-2011, 05:22 AM	#187
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