Haggar: Better than Zangief, or WAY better than Zangief?

BitVyper · 09-08-2011, 12:43 PM

Lets look at the facts here:

Zangief:

- Communist
- Basically a bruiser
- Has worked for terrorists
- Only ever fights one guy at a time
- Claims to have wrestled bears. Probably just drunk.
- Kind of a shitty dancer

Haggar:

- Believes in freedom
- Has a career
- Refuses bribes and blackmail attempts
- Is a political figure but still has integrity
- Runs a small business in his retirement
- Wears pants
- Became mayor of a city on the verge of collapse and ended the gang rule almost single-handedly
- Photographic evidence proves he has piledrived a shark
- Can fight for more than 90 seconds.

09-08-2011, 12:43 PM	#1
BitVyper History's Strongest Dilettante Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Arcadia Posts: 6,662	Haggar: Better than Zangief, or WAY better than Zangief? Lets look at the facts here: Zangief: - Communist - Basically a bruiser - Has worked for terrorists - Only ever fights one guy at a time - Claims to have wrestled bears. Probably just drunk. - Kind of a shitty dancer Haggar: - Believes in freedom - Has a career - Refuses bribes and blackmail attempts - Is a political figure but still has integrity - Runs a small business in his retirement - Wears pants - Became mayor of a city on the verge of collapse and ended the gang rule almost single-handedly - Photographic evidence proves he has piledrived a shark - Can fight for more than 90 seconds. __________________ "There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, and the sea is asleep, and the rivers dream. People made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on, Ace; we've got work to do!" Awesome art be here. Last edited by BitVyper; 09-08-2011 at 12:47 PM.