I may have to go on the lam, you guys

**Satan's Onion** · 09-26-2011, 09:19 PM

In my inbox: An email titled (seriously) "FBI OFFICE GET BACK TO US IMMEDIATELY IF YOU DONT [sic] WANT US TO ARREST YOU AND JAIL YOU FOR YOUR OWN GOOD" from FBI OFFICE, whose email handle is...JTCARPETCLEANING at [email service redacted].

My questions to everybody: How do I beat this rap and/or make sure I remain un-shanked during my upcoming prison sentence? After all, this is clearly serious FBI business

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edit: On the bright side, I won 800,000 United Kingdom Pounds apparently! (Yep, "United Kingdom Pounds", verbatim.) Maybe I can make that into ~~real~~ U.S. money somehow?

09-26-2011, 09:19 PM	#1
Satan's Onion Swing You Sinners! Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: 4th Street Posts: 2,666	I may have to go on the lam, you guys In my inbox: An email titled (seriously) "FBI OFFICE GET BACK TO US IMMEDIATELY IF YOU DONT [sic] WANT US TO ARREST YOU AND JAIL YOU FOR YOUR OWN GOOD" from FBI OFFICE, whose email handle is...JTCARPETCLEANING at [email service redacted]. My questions to everybody: How do I beat this rap and/or make sure I remain un-shanked during my upcoming prison sentence? After all, this is clearly serious FBI business . edit: On the bright side, I won 800,000 United Kingdom Pounds apparently! (Yep, "United Kingdom Pounds", verbatim.) Maybe I can make that into ~~real~~ U.S. money somehow? __________________ Good evening, ladies. Please enter and be tained .