IMPORTANT INFORMATION EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW

Seil · 10-20-2011, 11:54 PM

So have you guys, like, heard about this? There's wasps and bears and snakes out there! (Oh my!) Why are we not carrying Snake Bite Poison Treatment Removal Kits (TM) everywhere all the time? And how do you placate a bear?! And wasps are totally going to destroy you!

Why didn't anyone tell me there was all this wild life in the wild!? I mean, I'm looking on the internet, and there's like hippos and emus and effing platypi! They're like, cute little poisonous duck things. Poisonous! Poisonous ducks! Is that what the world is coming to? Jeepers creepers.

And then I went to the movie store and I was like, I need a good documentary, I need to beef up on the outside world: so I got this movie, "Birds." I think it's by Alfred Hitchcock or something. And ho-shit, there was this pretty blonde girl that got attacked by every bird everywhere! Like, all birds! Nevermore!

And then there's warnings of mountain lions, and bears beefing up for winter, and deer are eating all the fruit on the trees! Why are animals so dangerous!? I'm never going outside again. Who knows what evil, hate filled bug I'm gonna find in my shoe, what evil hate filled spider is gonna crawl into my mouth while I'm asleep, or what evil hate filled wildebeast will charge me down while I wait for my bus?

Those old posh British guys in safari gear had it right: we need to kill everything before they kill us. It's on, nature.

10-20-2011, 11:54 PM	#1
Seil Super stressed! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: British Columbia Posts: 8,081	IMPORTANT INFORMATION EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW So have you guys, like, heard about this? There's wasps and bears and snakes out there! (Oh my!) Why are we not carrying Snake Bite Poison Treatment Removal Kits (TM) everywhere all the time? And how do you placate a bear?! And wasps are totally going to destroy you! Why didn't anyone tell me there was all this wild life in the wild!? I mean, I'm looking on the internet, and there's like hippos and emus and effing platypi! They're like, cute little poisonous duck things. Poisonous! Poisonous ducks! Is that what the world is coming to? Jeepers creepers. And then I went to the movie store and I was like, I need a good documentary, I need to beef up on the outside world: so I got this movie, "Birds." I think it's by Alfred Hitchcock or something. And ho-shit, there was this pretty blonde girl that got attacked by every bird everywhere! Like, all birds! Nevermore! And then there's warnings of mountain lions, and bears beefing up for winter, and deer are eating all the fruit on the trees! Why are animals so dangerous!? I'm never going outside again. Who knows what evil, hate filled bug I'm gonna find in my shoe, what evil hate filled spider is gonna crawl into my mouth while I'm asleep, or what evil hate filled wildebeast will charge me down while I wait for my bus? Those old posh British guys in safari gear had it right: we need to kill everything before they kill us. It's on, nature.