Corrupted Wishes - Page 13

Rejected Again · 07-23-2010, 01:19 PM

Granted! All the water lines in your house are hooked up to a coffee machine. You now shower in burning hot coffee.

I wish my Les Paul was fixed.

Thadius · 07-23-2010, 02:24 PM

Granted! Unfortunately, you neglected to mention when you wanted it fixed. As such, 70 years from now, when it is sitting in the dump because you couldn't fix it yourself, the Les Paul magically fixes itself. A nearby dump worker picks it up, polishes it off, sells it on Ebay, and makes a fortune.

I wish for these, right here, right now.

Bard The 5th LW · 07-23-2010, 02:45 PM

Granted! Upon eating/drinking the Coffee Brownies, you reach an odd state of temporal nirvana. Time stops around you. All action, including aging and motion, ceases around you for eternity. You find yourself incapable of dieing.

Enjoy.

I wish school was cooler and more efficient at the same time.

Doc ock rokc · 07-23-2010, 04:45 PM

granted the School is now a nice -70 degrees inside and the teachers automatically expel you at the slightest problem

I wish I could share dreams like in Inception without the needles or Limbo.

BitVyper · 07-23-2010, 08:32 PM

Granted! Unfortunately, you can't turn it off, and you quickly discover that everyone around you is dreaming about your painful evisceration.

I wish for the consequences of this wish to not be ironic in any way.

Doc ock rokc · 07-24-2010, 10:14 AM

Granted...kinda...sorta. because you didn't make a wish in the first place it wasn't corrupted.

i wish i would stop getting distracted from this comic I'm working on.

Bard The 5th LW · 07-24-2010, 12:11 PM

Granted. It turns out someone else has already made a completely identical comic to the one you are making. You are soon sued for copyright infringement.

I wish I could solve that rubix cube on my desk.

krogothwolf · 07-24-2010, 12:20 PM

Granted, but after you solve that rubix cube it solves you, turning you into a square box and the proudly displaying you on it's own desk.

I wish I secretly controlled all world religions

The Sevenshot Kid · 07-24-2010, 01:03 PM

Granted. You gain control of Scientology too and get busted by the IRS and sent to prison for life.

I wish Will Smith was in every movie ever.

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk · 07-24-2010, 01:25 PM

Granted, Will Smith is now in every movie ever. It's only later that you realise what a terrible, terrible mistake that was.

I wish my internet connection would stop dying in the middle of my videogames.

07-23-2010, 02:24 PM	#2
Thadius BEARD IMPACT Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: MANLY ANGER Posts: 1,977	Granted! Unfortunately, you neglected to mention when you wanted it fixed. As such, 70 years from now, when it is sitting in the dump because you couldn't fix it yourself, the Les Paul magically fixes itself. A nearby dump worker picks it up, polishes it off, sells it on Ebay, and makes a fortune. I wish for these, right here, right now. __________________ ANGER HAS NEVER BEEN MORE MANLY THAN THIS.

07-23-2010, 04:45 PM	#4
Doc ock rokc ...Really? Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: in Theory. Everything works here Posts: 3,961	granted the School is now a nice -70 degrees inside and the teachers automatically expel you at the slightest problem I wish I could share dreams like in Inception without the needles or Limbo. __________________ I have a Pesterchum its DangerousDoc I am ether fading out of Time, Space, or Reality...Or Simply my Typewriter is running out of ink

07-23-2010, 08:32 PM	#5
BitVyper History's Strongest Dilettante Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Arcadia Posts: 6,662	Granted! Unfortunately, you can't turn it off, and you quickly discover that everyone around you is dreaming about your painful evisceration. I wish for the consequences of this wish to not be ironic in any way. __________________ "There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, and the sea is asleep, and the rivers dream. People made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on, Ace; we've got work to do!" Awesome art be here.

07-24-2010, 10:14 AM	#6
Doc ock rokc ...Really? Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: in Theory. Everything works here Posts: 3,961	Granted...kinda...sorta. because you didn't make a wish in the first place it wasn't corrupted. i wish i would stop getting distracted from this comic I'm working on. __________________ I have a Pesterchum its DangerousDoc I am ether fading out of Time, Space, or Reality...Or Simply my Typewriter is running out of ink

07-24-2010, 12:20 PM	#8
krogothwolf Fetched the Candy Cane! Join Date: May 2009 Location: Calgary Posts: 4,278	Granted, but after you solve that rubix cube it solves you, turning you into a square box and the proudly displaying you on it's own desk. I wish I secretly controlled all world religions __________________ Knowledge is Power, Power is Knowledge ╔╦╦══╦══╦═╦══╦══╦╗╔╦╦╦╦══╦╗╔═╗ ║═╣╠═║╔╗║╔╣╔╗╠╗╔╣╚╝║║║║╔╗║║║═╣ ║║║╔╗╣╚╝║║║╚╝║║║║╔╗║║║║╚╝║╚╣╔╝ ╚╩╩╝╚╩══╩═╩══╝╚╝╚╝╚╩══╩══╩═╩╝

07-23-2010, 02:45 PM	#3
Bard The 5th LW Feelin' Super! Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,191	Granted! Upon eating/drinking the Coffee Brownies, you reach an odd state of temporal nirvana. Time stops around you. All action, including aging and motion, ceases around you for eternity. You find yourself incapable of dieing. Enjoy. I wish school was cooler and more efficient at the same time.

07-24-2010, 12:11 PM	#7
Bard The 5th LW Feelin' Super! Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,191	Granted. It turns out someone else has already made a completely identical comic to the one you are making. You are soon sued for copyright infringement. I wish I could solve that rubix cube on my desk.

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