Corrupted Wishes - Page 4

natowarhead · 06-30-2010, 10:45 PM

Granted! One day in the lab, your experiment achieves Cold Fusion! Unfortunately you were trying to make a simple Fuel Cell. You trash it thinking you failed.

Instead of wishing for more wishes, which is against the rules, I wish for more lamps with wish granting Genies.

Rejected Again · 07-01-2010, 05:19 AM

Granted! Your house becomes filled to the brim with lamps. Unfortunately for your you are crushed under the intense weight of the lamps as your are unable to move.

I wish I had a salmon to slap people with.

Bard The 5th LW · 07-01-2010, 08:46 AM

Granted! A glorious bright light shines from the heavens and gives you s Salmon. You are told that you may use this wondrous, beautiful Salmon to smack anyone you please. But you must first use it to chop down the mightiest tree in the forest! While the Forest is on fire!

I wish I could run faster.

Doc ock rokc · 07-01-2010, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by BardTheFifthLightWarrior

Granted! A glorious bright light shines from the heavens and gives you s Salmon. You are told that you may use this wondrous, beautiful Salmon to smack anyone you please. But you must first use it to chop down the mightiest tree in the forest! While the Forest is on fire!

I wish I could run faster.

Granted. However you find that running a MACH 3 is both really hard to stop, turn... and deadly when you ram into something

i wish i had spider-man's powers.

The Sevenshot Kid · 07-01-2010, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Doc ock rokc

Granted. However you find that running a MACH 3 is both really hard to stop, turn... and deadly when you ram into something

i wish i had spider-man's powers.

Granted! But with great power comes radioactive sperm.

I wish I was a friendly neighborhood werewolf.

akaSM · 07-01-2010, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by The Gunslinger

Granted! But with great power comes radioactive sperm.

I wish I was a friendly neighborhood werewolf.

Granted, enjoy living in the StephenieMeyerverse

How comes no one has wished for world peace yet? I want that

bluestarultor · 07-01-2010, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by akaSM

Granted, enjoy living in the StephenieMeyerverse

How comes no one has wished for world peace yet? I want that

Everyone dies. Corpses are incredibly peaceful after all.

I wish my poor vision was made 20/20.

Bard The 5th LW · 07-01-2010, 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by akaSM

Granted, enjoy living in the StephenieMeyerverse

How comes no one has wished for world peace yet? I want that

Someone has

Quote:

Everyone dies. Corpses are incredibly peaceful after all.

I wish my poor vision was made 20/20.

Granted. However, it turns out that everyone thought you were sexier with glasses. You never realize this and go about enjoying your vision at the cost of any attractiveness you may have had.

I wish I could see the future.

Wigmund · 07-01-2010, 11:22 PM

Granted.

But it's the future of the bathroom of a run-down convenience store from the point of view of the toilet, and an morbidly obese man who has had too many rancid burritos comes into view...

I wish I could talk with the animals.

akaSM · 07-01-2010, 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by BardTheFifthLightWarrior

Someone has

Granted. However, it turns out that everyone thought you were sexier with glasses. You never realize this and go about enjoying your vision at the cost of any attractiveness you may have had.

Hmm, I missed that post

Quote:

Originally Posted by BardTheFifthLightWarrior

I wish I could see the future.

Granted, you can see the future...no the one you want though, you see a world where the only thing on TV are reality shows, the only books you can read are Twilight sequels and every new movie is based on fanfiction

EDIT: Damn ninjas

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wigmund

Granted.

But it's the future of the bathroom of a run-down convenience store from the point of view of the toilet, and an morbidly obese man who has had too many rancid burritos comes into view...

I wish I could talk with the animals.

Fine, you can talk to them for only $999.99 a minute. Too bad you can't talk to people now

I wish I could get a legendary pokemon

07-01-2010, 11:22 PM	#39
Wigmund Lakitu Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Northwest Arkansas Posts: 2,139	Granted. But it's the future of the bathroom of a run-down convenience store from the point of view of the toilet, and an morbidly obese man who has had too many rancid burritos comes into view... I wish I could talk with the animals. __________________ Slightly off-kilter

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06-30-2010, 10:45 PM	#31
natowarhead Lurker Extraordinaire Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Krynn Posts: 175	Granted! One day in the lab, your experiment achieves Cold Fusion! Unfortunately you were trying to make a simple Fuel Cell. You trash it thinking you failed. Instead of wishing for more wishes, which is against the rules, I wish for more lamps with wish granting Genies.

07-01-2010, 08:46 AM	#33
Bard The 5th LW Feelin' Super! Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,191	Granted! A glorious bright light shines from the heavens and gives you s Salmon. You are told that you may use this wondrous, beautiful Salmon to smack anyone you please. But you must first use it to chop down the mightiest tree in the forest! While the Forest is on fire! I wish I could run faster.