Corrupted Wishes

[Bard The 5th LW]

Originally Posted by akaSM

Granted, enjoy living in the StephenieMeyerverse

How comes no one has wished for world peace yet? I want that

Someone has

Everyone dies. Corpses are incredibly peaceful after all.


I wish my poor vision was made 20/20.

Granted. However, it turns out that everyone thought you were sexier with glasses. You never realize this and go about enjoying your vision at the cost of any attractiveness you may have had.

I wish I could see the future.

[Wigmund]

Granted.

But it's the future of the bathroom of a run-down convenience store from the point of view of the toilet, and an morbidly obese man who has had too many rancid burritos comes into view...

I wish I could talk with the animals.

[akaSM]

Originally Posted by BardTheFifthLightWarrior

Someone has

Granted. However, it turns out that everyone thought you were sexier with glasses. You never realize this and go about enjoying your vision at the cost of any attractiveness you may have had.

Hmm, I missed that post

Originally Posted by BardTheFifthLightWarrior

I wish I could see the future.

Granted, you can see the future...no the one you want though, you see a world where the only thing on TV are reality shows, the only books you can read are Twilight sequels and every new movie is based on fanfiction

EDIT: Damn ninjas

Originally Posted by Wigmund

Granted.

But it's the future of the bathroom of a run-down convenience store from the point of view of the toilet, and an morbidly obese man who has had too many rancid burritos comes into view...

I wish I could talk with the animals.

Fine, you can talk to them for only $999.99 a minute. Too bad you can't talk to people now

I wish I could get a legendary pokemon