Corrupted Wishes

BitVyper · 07-03-2010, 10:46 PM

Granted! Unfortunately, you are an unimportant NPC. You either cease to exist when the PCs aren't present, or you have only one line of dialogue to spout for your entire life, which consists of walking in a set path 24/7. Anything you own will eventually be taken by a PC.

I wish I hadn't made this wish.

bluestarultor · 07-03-2010, 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by BitVyper

Granted! Unfortunately, you are an unimportant NPC. You either cease to exist when the PCs aren't present, or you have only one line of dialogue to spout for your entire life, which consists of walking in a set path 24/7. Anything you own will eventually be taken by a PC.

I wish I hadn't made this wish.

You haven't. It goes to your worst enemy, who wishes you'd trip and fall into a stairwell with used syringes at the bottom. Testing is going to be expensive.

I wish I had a good singing voice again.

phil_ · 07-04-2010, 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by bluestarultor

I wish I had a good singing voice again.

Zombie Luciano Pavarotti is now chained in your basement and willing to sing for brains.

I want a Gunman.

BitVyper · 07-04-2010, 06:43 PM

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Testing is going to be expensive.

I'm Canadian! Suck on THAT, genie!

Since no one's continued things, I guess I'll post a bit early.

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I want a Gunman.

Granted! You are now the proud owner of a man with a gun. Unfortunately, slavery is illegal. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars.

I wish for a beautiful alien princess to fall in love with me and take me back to her homeworld for marriage.

bluestarultor · 07-04-2010, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by BitVyper

I'm Canadian! Suck on THAT, genie!

Since no one's continued things, I guess I'll post a bit early.

Granted! You are now the proud owner of a man with a gun. Unfortunately, slavery is illegal. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars.

I wish for a beautiful alien princess to fall in love with me and take me back to her homeworld for marriage.

I'll go early, too.

Granted, but you know how a lot of bugs eat their mates? You really should have drawn the connection at the antennae. It's also disappointing for her because her people's men actually put out while they're being devoured, so all she actually gets is lunch and she becomes the embarrassment of her family because of you. She's going to remember this when she becomes queen.

I wish for a Harley.

CABAL49 · 07-05-2010, 02:01 AM

I do double!

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Originally Posted by Rejected Again

I wish the disc drive of my computer would fucking work.

Granted! It now fucks you at work!

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Originally Posted by bluestarultor

I wish for a Harley.

Granted! The first time you get on it, you get attacked by a biker gang who steal it.

I wish the day was longer.

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk · 07-05-2010, 03:22 AM

Granted, the day is now 48 hours long. Unfortunately the working day is increased from 8 hours to 16 hours to accomodate this.

I wish Portal 2 was was released already.

07-03-2010, 10:46 PM	#1
BitVyper History's Strongest Dilettante Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Arcadia Posts: 6,662	Granted! Unfortunately, you are an unimportant NPC. You either cease to exist when the PCs aren't present, or you have only one line of dialogue to spout for your entire life, which consists of walking in a set path 24/7. Anything you own will eventually be taken by a PC. I wish I hadn't made this wish. __________________ "There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, and the sea is asleep, and the rivers dream. People made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on, Ace; we've got work to do!" Awesome art be here.

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