Super Mario More Of A Documentary Then A Video Game

[Meister]

This extinct species of turtle was five-feet wide and weighed half a ton. It also looks a lot like a certain Nintendo villain.

Read quote, thought "such a ridiculously forced connection between a news item and video games could only come from kotaku", checked link, welp.

e: Kotaku would straight up publish an article about half of Pakistan being flooded and headline it with something like WATER LAND EXISTS, PLEASE DONATE FROG SUITS and not see anything wrong with it

[krogothwolf]

Originally Posted by Meister

e: Kotaku would straight up publish an article about half of Pakistan being flooded and headline it with something like WATER LAND EXISTS, PLEASE DONATE FROG SUITS and not see anything wrong with it

The fact that 1) I would not be surprised if they did this and 2) I would also not be surprised if people actually donated frog suits makes it sad and funny at the same time.