Super Mario More Of A Documentary Then A Video Game

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This extinct species of turtle was five-feet wide and weighed half a ton. It also looks a lot like a certain Nintendo villain.

Read quote, thought "such a ridiculously forced connection between a news item and video games could only come from kotaku", checked link, welp.

e: Kotaku would straight up publish an article about half of Pakistan being flooded and headline it with something like WATER LAND EXISTS, PLEASE DONATE FROG SUITS and not see anything wrong with it