I will fix all of your problems for a buck v2.0

[Kyanbu The Legend]

What's the best way to convince the big software publishers to fund my future projects and endeavors?

[Torque]

Originally Posted by phil_

Harumph, humbug, and a zero star Yelp for you, Mr. Thinks Any Amount of Lube will Compensate for the Violence of the Unquestioned Public-Private Alliance of Permissible Violence.

Satisfaction never guaranteed.

Originally Posted by phil_

Next question, should I buy the new Nintendo before I go to jail?

You should never not buy the new Nintendo. Unless the new Nintendo is the Nintendo VirtualBoy.

Originally Posted by Arcanum

I need money for food and video games, should I rob a bank? And if yes, which one will give me the biggest haul of untraceable bills and gemstones? Bonus points of they store the valuables in burlap sacks with dollar signs on them so that I won't need to bring my own.

Money can be exchanged for goods, and services. Goods, and services can also be exchanged for money. I recommend selling a kidney. You have two and can easily make do with half that amount!
Alternatively, you could find yourself an experienced pimp, and become his "bottom bitch", thus ensuring a more secure long-term solution.

Originally Posted by Kyanbu The Legend

What's the best way to convince the big software publishers to fund my future projects and endeavors?