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Unread 02-14-2012, 07:47 AM   #11
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...Listen.
Listen.
It's Singles Awareness Day.
This holiday is now about people in relationships respecting the existence of single people and refusing to bombard them with copious images and narratives about their soulmate and one true love and how perfect everything is now that they've found their special someone
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Unread 02-14-2012, 07:51 AM   #12
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Man I spent the hwole thread waiting for the Snakepost but it didn't deliver as much as i hoped
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Unread 02-14-2012, 07:51 AM   #13
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I wrote a poem for my true love.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
In your butt,
Is where we must do,
it.
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Unread 02-14-2012, 07:58 AM   #14
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Man I spent the hwole thread waiting for the Snakepost but it didn't deliver as much as i hoped
You have to wait until I get ludicrously drunk off wine later tonight, dude.
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Unread 02-14-2012, 07:59 AM   #15
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You have to wait until I get ludicrously drunk off wine later tonight, dude.
I look forward to it!
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Unread 02-14-2012, 08:54 AM   #16
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...Listen.
Listen.
It's Singles Awareness Day.
This holiday is now about people in relationships respecting the existence of single people and refusing to bombard them with copious images and narratives about their soulmate and one true love and how perfect everything is now that they've found their special someone
Your punishment is entirely self-wrought by posting this, especially in magenta.

Personally, I don't care about Valentine's Day. From my perspective the modern form of it is entirely designed to guilt-trip people. "You don't have a special someone? But look at all our beautiful roses and champagne and chocolates you could be buying for her, now only £39.99!" Plus I think the happiest thing I could do for any girl would be to -not- subject them to a date with me. I'm not that cruel.
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Unread 02-14-2012, 01:16 PM   #17
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What the fuck is this shit and why is it interrupting my celebration of Lupercalia?
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Unread 02-14-2012, 01:18 PM   #18
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We celebrated Valentine's one day early. It was particularly special this year because for the last four Valentine's days we couldn't be together because we were long distance and this was our first one married. We shared a nice home cooked dinner together and then Erick surprised me with candy and a bottle of bailey's

Also I don't get why Valentine's day should be particularly upsetting to single people. It never bothered me when I didn't have a boyfriend. Instead I just bought roses for my friends and discounted candy for myself the next day. Hating a holiday because of other's people happiness just seems petty.
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Unread 02-14-2012, 01:57 PM   #19
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Unread 02-14-2012, 02:07 PM   #20
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Hating a holiday because of other's people happiness just seems petty.
Whoa, petty people complaining about silly holidays on the Internet. I couldn't even imagine!

I actually do dislike Valentine's Day, but not due to being single in this year or that. It's just the anniversary of the biggest relationship letdown of my life, and the day just seems to always remind me of it.

The upside is I've been seeing a new woman for about a month and things seem great. So yay.
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