Corrupted Wishes - Page 21

Bard The 5th LW · 08-02-2010, 01:26 AM

Granted, out of nowhere the serum appears in your hands. It is completely functional and there will be no drawbacks.

However, it vanishes mere seconds before you get to use it. Well at least you had it...

I wish I was in the Problem Sleuth world.

Thadius · 08-02-2010, 03:00 AM

Upon my word, old bean. You wish to be in another dimension? Not a problem at all, let me just fire up my old inducer here...give it a moment to warm up...

*SHAZAM*

...and there you have it! Now you are occupying the mind of Mobster Kingpin, a refined and proper chap. Oh what's that you say? You wished to transfer as you were, or at least have some semblance of control? Oh dear, perhaps you should have mentioned that sooner. No, the process is irreversible, I'm afraid you're just along for the ride...

I do believe, ladies, gentlemen, and others, that I do wish for the gift of always having exact change.

Loyal · 08-02-2010, 03:11 PM

Granted: you fall into perpetual poverty and can hold the monetary value of your assets in one hand - all thirty-seven cents of it. But hey, at least it's exact.

I wanna be the Monopoly guy.

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk · 08-02-2010, 03:21 PM

Granted

I wish I had not been in the car accident last month that had destroyed my vehicle and that said car was still running perfectly.

Rejected Again · 08-03-2010, 03:14 PM

Granted, the accident never happened. But on your way to work, you get car jacked by a hobo.

I wish my job finally stopped screwing with my hours.

Flarecobra · 08-03-2010, 03:35 PM

Granted. You now work 24 hours a day.

I wish Mountain Dew wasn't so toxic.

Bard The 5th LW · 08-03-2010, 04:17 PM

Granted, it is even more toxic, and it is even more delicious. It is so delicious that you just can't control yourself now. You keep telling yourself that just one won't hurt, but it does. You should stop, but addiction is a powerful thing.

I wish school would start a week later than it is currently.

Wigmund · 08-03-2010, 11:05 PM

Granted, but now it's year-round with no vacations.

I wish it wasn't fucking hot outside.

Flarecobra · 08-03-2010, 11:45 PM

Granted, now you are freezing to death.

I wish fuel was cheap.

Terex4 · 08-04-2010, 12:30 AM

Granted. The United States quadruples its available oil and spreads the love to the general public. Because fuel is now a measly dollar per gallon, no one bothers to carpool or jog to work anymore. Cities and even small towns become heavily congested at all times of the day and because more driving causes more damage to the environment, eco-terrorism is on the rise.

I wish my phone could also microwave my meals and drive me to work.

08-02-2010, 03:00 AM	#2
Thadius BEARD IMPACT Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: MANLY ANGER Posts: 1,977	Upon my word, old bean. You wish to be in another dimension? Not a problem at all, let me just fire up my old inducer here...give it a moment to warm up... SHAZAM ...and there you have it! Now you are occupying the mind of Mobster Kingpin, a refined and proper chap. Oh what's that you say? You wished to transfer as you were, or at least have some semblance of control? Oh dear, perhaps you should have mentioned that sooner. No, the process is irreversible, I'm afraid you're just along for the ride... I do believe, ladies, gentlemen, and others, that I do wish for the gift of always having exact change. __________________ ANGER HAS NEVER BEEN MORE MANLY THAN THIS.

08-03-2010, 03:35 PM	#6
Flarecobra Burn. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Classified Posts: 11,017	Granted. You now work 24 hours a day. I wish Mountain Dew wasn't so toxic. __________________ "Only the fool wishes to go into battle to beat someone for the satisfaction of beating someone." -A Thousand Sons Rules. Read them, know them, love them.

08-03-2010, 11:05 PM	#8
Wigmund Lakitu Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Northwest Arkansas Posts: 2,139	Granted, but now it's year-round with no vacations. I wish it wasn't fucking hot outside. __________________ Slightly off-kilter

08-03-2010, 11:45 PM	#9
Flarecobra Burn. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Classified Posts: 11,017	Granted, now you are freezing to death. I wish fuel was cheap. __________________ "Only the fool wishes to go into battle to beat someone for the satisfaction of beating someone." -A Thousand Sons Rules. Read them, know them, love them.

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Switch to Linear Mode Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode

08-02-2010, 01:26 AM	#1
Bard The 5th LW Feelin' Super! Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,191	Granted, out of nowhere the serum appears in your hands. It is completely functional and there will be no drawbacks. However, it vanishes mere seconds before you get to use it. Well at least you had it... I wish I was in the Problem Sleuth world.

08-03-2010, 04:17 PM	#7
Bard The 5th LW Feelin' Super! Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,191	Granted, it is even more toxic, and it is even more delicious. It is so delicious that you just can't control yourself now. You keep telling yourself that just one won't hurt, but it does. You should stop, but addiction is a powerful thing. I wish school would start a week later than it is currently.