Holy Compilation of Awesome, Capcom! Mega Man Zero Collection FOR THE WIN - Page 3

BitVyper · 01-16-2010, 02:14 AM

If that's actually stated, it was done in such an offhanded manner as to be exactly the same as not stating it at all. I remember reading all sorts of stuff about how he got repaired on wiki and in forums, but I can't recall anything in the actual game. It was pretty much, you fight the Nightmare, then Zero shows up and is like "'sup, X?" And X is like "daaaaaaaaaaamn, brother." And then they do that hilarious warrior armlock thing. Probably with sexy consequences. And now all I can think of is Alia suddenly popping up to give X a sex tutorial.

"X! I'm detecting a bishonen reploid in close proximity!"
"Uh, yeah, I know that Alia. Look, can you unfreeze me? We're kind of busy here."
"To remove your armour, press the Y button."
"Alia, I appreciate this and all, but I think I know how to-"
"To unzip your pants, select "pants" from the menu, or press R1 and then rapidly tap X."
"ALIA!"
"To abandon this stupid yaoi bullshit and come plow the woman who has been making passes at you for months and hasn't had robot sex in two years, get up, leave the pretty boy behind, and come back to base."
"Uhhh."

Mirai Gen · 01-16-2010, 02:29 AM

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Originally Posted by BitVyper

"X! I'm detecting a bishonen reploid in close proximity!"

Kim · 01-16-2010, 02:34 AM

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Originally Posted by BitVyper

stupid yaoi bullshit

synkr0nized · 01-16-2010, 02:36 AM

You know the old, original box art [that looks nothing like the game]? I want to see that image in that style.

Kyanbu The Legend · 01-16-2010, 02:43 AM

Non Con WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT!?

My eyes!>_<

Kim · 01-16-2010, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Kyanbu The Legend

Non Con WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT!?

My eyes!>_<

<3

BitVyper · 01-16-2010, 02:44 AM

That version of X looks like he has boobs.... and Zero has booblights...

Is this yuri in disguise?

Geminex · 01-16-2010, 02:47 AM

Transsexual robots!

BitVyper · 01-16-2010, 02:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Geminex

Transsexual robots!

Finally Warmech will get some action.

synkr0nized · 01-16-2010, 03:45 AM

X's expression and Zero's hand position made me think of Chii, so I guess I was in a way thinking X wasn't male here, as well.

01-16-2010, 02:14 AM	#1
BitVyper History's Strongest Dilettante Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Arcadia Posts: 6,662	If that's actually stated, it was done in such an offhanded manner as to be exactly the same as not stating it at all. I remember reading all sorts of stuff about how he got repaired on wiki and in forums, but I can't recall anything in the actual game. It was pretty much, you fight the Nightmare, then Zero shows up and is like "'sup, X?" And X is like "daaaaaaaaaaamn, brother." And then they do that hilarious warrior armlock thing. Probably with sexy consequences. And now all I can think of is Alia suddenly popping up to give X a sex tutorial. "X! I'm detecting a bishonen reploid in close proximity!" "Uh, yeah, I know that Alia. Look, can you unfreeze me? We're kind of busy here." "To remove your armour, press the Y button." "Alia, I appreciate this and all, but I think I know how to-" "To unzip your pants, select "pants" from the menu, or press R1 and then rapidly tap X." "ALIA!" "To abandon this stupid yaoi bullshit and come plow the woman who has been making passes at you for months and hasn't had robot sex in two years, get up, leave the pretty boy behind, and come back to base." "Uhhh." __________________ "There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, and the sea is asleep, and the rivers dream. People made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on, Ace; we've got work to do!" Awesome art be here.

01-16-2010, 02:36 AM	#4
synkr0nized synk-ism Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: throughout the Wired Posts: 6,861	+1 worse You know the old, original box art [that looks nothing like the game]? I want to see that image in that style. __________________ Find love.

01-16-2010, 02:43 AM	#5
Kyanbu The Legend Local Rookie Indie Dev Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: New Jersey Posts: 5,497	Non Con WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT!? My eyes!>_< __________________

01-16-2010, 02:44 AM	#7
BitVyper History's Strongest Dilettante Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Arcadia Posts: 6,662	That version of X looks like he has boobs.... and Zero has booblights... Is this yuri in disguise? __________________ "There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, and the sea is asleep, and the rivers dream. People made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on, Ace; we've got work to do!" Awesome art be here.

01-16-2010, 03:45 AM	#10
synkr0nized synk-ism Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: throughout the Wired Posts: 6,861	It is a switch of sorts. X's expression and Zero's hand position made me think of Chii, so I guess I was in a way thinking X wasn't male here, as well. __________________ Find love.

01-16-2010, 02:47 AM	#8
Geminex SOM3WH3R3 Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 4,606	Transsexual robots!

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