Holy Compilation of Awesome, Capcom! Mega Man Zero Collection FOR THE WIN

BitVyper · 01-16-2010, 02:14 AM

If that's actually stated, it was done in such an offhanded manner as to be exactly the same as not stating it at all. I remember reading all sorts of stuff about how he got repaired on wiki and in forums, but I can't recall anything in the actual game. It was pretty much, you fight the Nightmare, then Zero shows up and is like "'sup, X?" And X is like "daaaaaaaaaaamn, brother." And then they do that hilarious warrior armlock thing. Probably with sexy consequences. And now all I can think of is Alia suddenly popping up to give X a sex tutorial.

"X! I'm detecting a bishonen reploid in close proximity!"
"Uh, yeah, I know that Alia. Look, can you unfreeze me? We're kind of busy here."
"To remove your armour, press the Y button."
"Alia, I appreciate this and all, but I think I know how to-"
"To unzip your pants, select "pants" from the menu, or press R1 and then rapidly tap X."
"ALIA!"
"To abandon this stupid yaoi bullshit and come plow the woman who has been making passes at you for months and hasn't had robot sex in two years, get up, leave the pretty boy behind, and come back to base."
"Uhhh."

01-16-2010, 02:14 AM	#19
BitVyper History's Strongest Dilettante Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Arcadia Posts: 6,662	If that's actually stated, it was done in such an offhanded manner as to be exactly the same as not stating it at all. I remember reading all sorts of stuff about how he got repaired on wiki and in forums, but I can't recall anything in the actual game. It was pretty much, you fight the Nightmare, then Zero shows up and is like "'sup, X?" And X is like "daaaaaaaaaaamn, brother." And then they do that hilarious warrior armlock thing. Probably with sexy consequences. And now all I can think of is Alia suddenly popping up to give X a sex tutorial. "X! I'm detecting a bishonen reploid in close proximity!" "Uh, yeah, I know that Alia. Look, can you unfreeze me? We're kind of busy here." "To remove your armour, press the Y button." "Alia, I appreciate this and all, but I think I know how to-" "To unzip your pants, select "pants" from the menu, or press R1 and then rapidly tap X." "ALIA!" "To abandon this stupid yaoi bullshit and come plow the woman who has been making passes at you for months and hasn't had robot sex in two years, get up, leave the pretty boy behind, and come back to base." "Uhhh." __________________ "There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, and the sea is asleep, and the rivers dream. People made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on, Ace; we've got work to do!" Awesome art be here.