Corrupted Wishes - Page 36

Bard The 5th LW · 10-02-2010, 11:04 AM

You complete the sentence. However, the words you say are so vile, so evil, that they are punishable by death in more than 100 countries. YOu are now an outlaw, living a life of crime and fright.

I wish I had a hot air balloon.

ChaoticBrain · 10-06-2010, 04:53 PM

I decided to be a little more patient than usual.

Quote:

Originally Posted by BardTheFifthLightWarrior

I wish I had a hot air balloon.

Congratulations! You're now the proud mother of a hot air balloon! The doctors say they never would have imagined it could be possible to give birth to an inanimate object, let alone one so large, but hey, magic is amazing, innit?

I wish I could write Linking Books, like from the Myst series.

Doc ock rokc · 10-07-2010, 12:49 AM

You can but They are about a time travler from a fixed point of view so In order to understand what the fuck is going on the reader has to line up the books in specific patterns after every chapter leading you to be hailed as the most insane writer in existence till a mathematician figures it out reads the story thinks it so amazing that he commits suicide (knowing he can't ever best it) before he tells anyone else. Wait that is what you mean by Linking books right?

I wish I didn't have dreams of the same time traveler in dis-chronological order from a fixed point in the timeline.

Aldurin · 10-07-2010, 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doc ock rokc

I wish I didn't have dreams of the same time traveler in dis-chronological order from a fixed point in the timeline.

Granted, the point in the timeline randomly changes and drives you mad with confusion.

I wish we could get Congress to bail out NPF from its "recession" (as far as you know, if this site goes down then thousands of jobs will be lost and the US GDP will drop 5%).

KeienSlayer · 10-14-2010, 03:41 AM

Granted, but as Randall Munroe predicted the recession has made funny pictures the new currency of the USA. Enjoy the links to 4chan provided by Congress.

I wish for a paradox proof time machine so every hour I can take my novel on a thumb drive back in time an hour and hand it to myself, thereby writing an entire novel in one hour.

ChaoticBrain · 10-14-2010, 07:57 AM

Granted, but it turns out to be the worst-selling novel of all time, thanks to people being so enraged by its awfulness that they steal your time machine and use it to unbuy your novel as much as possible. (Wibbly wobbly timey wimey)

I wish I was rich.

10-07-2010, 12:49 AM	#353
Doc ock rokc ...Really? Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: in Theory. Everything works here Posts: 3,961	You can but They are about a time travler from a fixed point of view so In order to understand what the fuck is going on the reader has to line up the books in specific patterns after every chapter leading you to be hailed as the most insane writer in existence till a mathematician figures it out reads the story thinks it so amazing that he commits suicide (knowing he can't ever best it) before he tells anyone else. Wait that is what you mean by Linking books right? I wish I didn't have dreams of the same time traveler in dis-chronological order from a fixed point in the timeline. __________________ I have a Pesterchum its DangerousDoc I am ether fading out of Time, Space, or Reality...Or Simply my Typewriter is running out of ink

10-14-2010, 03:41 AM	#355
KeienSlayer The guy who did the thing Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Pacific Northwest Posts: 56	Granted, but as Randall Munroe predicted the recession has made funny pictures the new currency of the USA. Enjoy the links to 4chan provided by Congress. I wish for a paradox proof time machine so every hour I can take my novel on a thumb drive back in time an hour and hand it to myself, thereby writing an entire novel in one hour. __________________ Searching for a properly witty and elegant quote. Apply within.

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10-02-2010, 11:04 AM	#351
Bard The 5th LW Feelin' Super! Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,191	You complete the sentence. However, the words you say are so vile, so evil, that they are punishable by death in more than 100 countries. YOu are now an outlaw, living a life of crime and fright. I wish I had a hot air balloon.

10-14-2010, 07:57 AM	#356
ChaoticBrain Toothless Alligator Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 176	Granted, but it turns out to be the worst-selling novel of all time, thanks to people being so enraged by its awfulness that they steal your time machine and use it to unbuy your novel as much as possible. (Wibbly wobbly timey wimey) I wish I was rich.