Guess who's a virgin! - Page 5

Bob The Mercenary · 02-11-2010, 12:43 AM

Okay, yeah, I leave for like an hour and this thread just spawns pages. I was hesitant to even start the thing.

In summary!

-One of my siblings waxes my unibrow (as thin as it is you jerks) every once in a while, but it's due for another appointment.
-The radio celebrity is working on the wrong women. The ones who are already taken. I'm not sure how much poon I could muster with a podunk country station anyway.
-I've known what gender synk was since last year.
-Bob uses razor leaf. Unibrow faints.

Mesden · 02-11-2010, 01:06 AM

Whoosh, right over.

bluestarultor · 02-11-2010, 01:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Mesden

Whoosh, right over.

I don't understand why anyone expects anything else at this point. I've been here for three years now. :J

At any rate, as much as I totally thrive on the negative attention people see fit to shower upon my every statement, this is a thread about Bob and how to get HIM some tail.

Mesden · 02-11-2010, 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bluestarultor

I don't understand why anyone expects anything else at this point. I've been here for three years now. :J

When I made fun of you you choose to single out the part about how celibate you are (look man you are not the only one raised catholic which actually had the opposite effect on me but whatevs) when I was really just making fun of you saying you had all sorts of highschool gut lockers trying to batter dip your cranny axe.

ooh la la

Jagos · 02-11-2010, 01:07 AM

Aim for his head next time.

DFM · 02-11-2010, 01:14 AM

Ham pockets off their whoopie stick.

Edit: Blues you went to singular, there.

Edit 2: Maybe you should not say things that warrant your hilarious abuse.

bluestarultor · 02-11-2010, 01:27 AM

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Originally Posted by DFM

Edit: Blues you went to singular, there.

Coming right out and saying it, yes, I'm a traditional prude and am very much into monogamous relationships and believe there's someone for everyone, etc.

Quote:

Edit 2: Maybe you should not say things that warrant your hilarious abuse.

In other words, I probably shouldn't post. :J

Jagos · 02-11-2010, 01:18 AM

In 3... 2... 1...

Premmy · 02-11-2010, 01:21 AM

TADAAAA!
I'm here!

Krylo · 02-11-2010, 01:23 AM

Man, I hope this discussion continues in its current vein just so I can see how many new and interesting euphemisms you can come up with.

02-11-2010, 12:43 AM	#1
Bob The Mercenary Bob Dole Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Bob Dole Posts: 5,606	Okay, yeah, I leave for like an hour and this thread just spawns pages. I was hesitant to even start the thing. In summary! -One of my siblings waxes my unibrow (as thin as it is you jerks) every once in a while, but it's due for another appointment. -The radio celebrity is working on the wrong women. The ones who are already taken. I'm not sure how much poon I could muster with a podunk country station anyway. -I've known what gender synk was since last year. -Bob uses razor leaf. Unibrow faints. __________________ Bob Dole

02-11-2010, 01:06 AM	#2
Mesden There is no Toph, only Melon Lord! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Inside of a box inside of a smaller box Posts: 4,310	Whoosh, right over. __________________ I can tell you're lying.

02-11-2010, 01:07 AM	#5
Jagos FRONT KICK OF DOOM! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Howdy pardner... Posts: 6,399	Aim for his head next time. __________________ Copyright musings World ramblings Scifi stories

02-11-2010, 01:14 AM	#6
DFM Om Nom Nom Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,850	Ham pockets off their whoopie stick. Edit: Blues you went to singular, there. Edit 2: Maybe you should not say things that warrant your hilarious abuse. __________________ [14:26] ManoftheRus: YOU GODDAMN SNEAKY DEE

02-11-2010, 01:18 AM	#8
Jagos FRONT KICK OF DOOM! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Howdy pardner... Posts: 6,399	In 3... 2... 1... __________________ Copyright musings World ramblings Scifi stories

02-11-2010, 01:21 AM	#9
Premmy Stop the hate Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a nice web on fifty first street Posts: 4,466	Cause we all know blues has know idea what he's talking about. TADAAAA! I'm here! __________________ Drank

02-11-2010, 01:23 AM	#10
Krylo The Straightest Shota Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a secret to everybody. Posts: 17,789	Man, I hope this discussion continues in its current vein just so I can see how many new and interesting euphemisms you can come up with. __________________ I am very tired.

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