Guess who's a virgin!

[Mesden]

Originally Posted by bluestarultor

I was going to say you know me too well, but then it got to the not getting all the ladies part. In high school, I was pretty much the most popular guy in school. If I hadn't hampered myself with not getting into the drama of it all, I could have dated any girl I wanted. And eventually took my pick, but it didn't work out the way I thought it would.

Edit: God, that just sounds conceited, doesn't it?

At any rate, I know I'm an overinflated tosser, so I really don't mind being called out on it.


Edit for below: I never claimed to have gotten any play, just said I could have if I had looser morals.

But given I'm essentially waving a steak in front of a pack of wolves, I'mma just shut up now.

Yeah man I know all sorts of hormone raddled teenage males that were really good with the ladies in highschool, with only their enormous moral fortitude to keep the hordes of ham pockets off their whoopie stick.

[Bob The Mercenary]

Okay, yeah, I leave for like an hour and this thread just spawns pages. I was hesitant to even start the thing.

In summary!

-One of my siblings waxes my unibrow (as thin as it is you jerks) every once in a while, but it's due for another appointment.
-The radio celebrity is working on the wrong women. The ones who are already taken. I'm not sure how much poon I could muster with a podunk country station anyway.
-I've known what gender synk was since last year.
-Bob uses razor leaf. Unibrow faints.

[Jagos]

Originally Posted by Wigmund

Hell, I haven't even had a date...and I'm 26...excuse me while I go cry myself to sleep

So that's what they call it nowadays...

[bluestarultor]

Originally Posted by Mesden

Yeah man I know all sorts of hormone raddled teenage males that were really good with the ladies in highschool, with only their enormous moral fortitude to keep the hordes of ham pockets off their whoopie stick.

Snippy, aren't we? I happen to be a devout Catholic, first off, and second off, I feel a relationship should consist of more than just tail. The reason things didn't end well was because she felt I was taking it too slow. By the time we broke up, it didn't make much sense to foster another relationship before heading off to college, anyway.

At any rate, once I'm done with school, I'll be back in the market. Whatever happens after that happens. Maybe I'll meet the right one sooner, maybe later.

[Mesden]

Whoosh, right over.

[Jagos]

Aim for his head next time.

[bluestarultor]

Originally Posted by Mesden

Whoosh, right over.

I don't understand why anyone expects anything else at this point. I've been here for three years now. :J


At any rate, as much as I totally thrive on the negative attention people see fit to shower upon my every statement, this is a thread about Bob and how to get HIM some tail.

[DFM]

Ham pockets off their whoopie stick.

Edit: Blues you went to singular, there.

Edit 2: Maybe you should not say things that warrant your hilarious abuse.

[Jagos]

In 3... 2... 1...

[Premmy]

TADAAAA!
I'm here!