[the police] What in the Fuck Has Ice Cube Done So Far?

Fifthfiend · 11-12-2010, 08:14 PM

- Made some rap albums or something
- Starred in a shitty sequel to a shitty Vin Diesel movie
- Cut some hair

You call those accomplishments? I SURE DON'T

Who does this jerk think he is?!

Fifthfiend · 11-12-2010, 08:18 PM

Fact: By this point in his term as Rapsident of the United States, Lyndon Baines "RZA" Johnson had championed major financial reform (the controversial CREAM accords), expanded the rights of Dirty Bastards, and transformed into Voltron.

But it seems Ice Cube is just too cool to be out there standing up for us - the people!!

Premmy · 11-12-2010, 08:24 PM

Well it was hard enough getting the write-in candidate elected, so many people thought a "T" was involved in the spelling, they're STILL re-counting the votes on the west coast
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-Made some rap albums or something
- Starred in a shitty sequel to a shitty Vin Diesel movie
- Cut some hair

- Went on a road trip

h4x.m4g3 · 11-12-2010, 09:00 PM

I told you, running a barbershop does not qualify a man for this kind of position. He lost my vote when he choose Mike over Cedric for his running mate.

And don't get me started on that church scandal.

Magus · 11-12-2010, 10:34 PM

You gonna talk some shit about the guy who took part in the first tank-jacking in history? I don't think so, motherfucker.

Darius Stone, Xzibit, and Kyle Steel check dat shit.

He's a goddamn American hero.

FASTER STRONGER MORE ATTITUDE BITCH.

Not to mention his stint as a motherfucking astronaut. You gotta have a fucking PhD for that shit.

Ghosts of Mars? Yeah, there are gonna be some motherfucking ghosts when Desolation Williams blows this popsicle stand. He's already got himself a fine bitch, too.

Maybe you should attend a history class before you talk shit about such an accomplished Rapsident, Fifth. You want a fascist dictatorship taking over the country? You want Martian zombies biting your ass? Huh? Is that what you fucking want?

Didn't think so.

11-12-2010, 08:14 PM	#1
Fifthfiend for all seasons Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 19,409	[the police] What in the Fuck Has Ice Cube Done So Far? - Made some rap albums or something - Starred in a shitty sequel to a shitty Vin Diesel movie - Cut some hair You call those accomplishments? I SURE DON'T Who does this jerk think he is?! __________________ check out my buttspresso

11-12-2010, 08:18 PM	#2
Fifthfiend for all seasons Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 19,409	Fact: By this point in his term as Rapsident of the United States, Lyndon Baines "RZA" Johnson had championed major financial reform (the controversial CREAM accords), expanded the rights of Dirty Bastards, and transformed into Voltron. But it seems Ice Cube is just too cool to be out there standing up for us - the people!! __________________ check out my buttspresso

11-12-2010, 10:34 PM	#5
Magus Archer and Armstrong vs. the World Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 7,164	You gonna talk some shit about the guy who took part in the first tank-jacking in history? I don't think so, motherfucker. Darius Stone, Xzibit, and Kyle Steel check dat shit. He's a goddamn American hero. FASTER STRONGER MORE ATTITUDE BITCH. Not to mention his stint as a motherfucking astronaut. You gotta have a fucking PhD for that shit. Ghosts of Mars? Yeah, there are gonna be some motherfucking ghosts when Desolation Williams blows this popsicle stand. He's already got himself a fine bitch, too. Maybe you should attend a history class before you talk shit about such an accomplished Rapsident, Fifth. You want a fascist dictatorship taking over the country? You want Martian zombies biting your ass? Huh? Is that what you fucking want? Didn't think so. __________________ The Valiant Review

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11-12-2010, 09:00 PM	#4
h4x.m4g3 Lakitu Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 2,152	I told you, running a barbershop does not qualify a man for this kind of position. He lost my vote when he choose Mike over Cedric for his running mate. And don't get me started on that church scandal.