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Unread 10-18-2011, 10:36 PM   #1
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WTF Okay, I hate to break this to you, news media...
Recently there have been something like a hundred news segments on this subject, all acting as if this is news, something to be concerned about, flip out about, so I'll just come out and say it:

Everything has some fecal matter and bacteria on it, in microscopic amounts. Every time you flush the toilet some it goes into the air and spread all over the place, for example. Everything in your house has some fecal matter on it. The food you eat has some fecal matter on it. Everything. EVERYTHING.

The reason we can function is we don't think about this everyday.

But you insist on making news stories about this every day.

Quit making news stories about this, please.

Thank you for your time.

P.S. Please don't replace "there is fecal matter in your soda" stories with "there is semen in your burger" stories unless it is literally about some dude jacking off into the mayonnaise.
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Unread 10-18-2011, 10:53 PM   #2
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See, you're just as bad, if not worse, than the original news reports, because I haven't seen any of them.
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Unread 10-18-2011, 11:45 PM   #3
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See, you're just as bad, if not worse, than the original news reports, because I haven't seen any of them.
OH GOD I'VE BECOME WHAT I HATED!

RAMZA! WHAT DID YOU GET...?
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Unread 10-18-2011, 11:08 PM   #4
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You have irradiated material in you, resulting from atomic explosions. EVERYBODY PANIC
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Unread 10-19-2011, 11:07 AM   #5
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You have irradiated material in you, resulting from atomic explosions. EVERYBODY PANIC
My water's radioactive. True story.
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Unread 10-19-2011, 12:03 PM   #6
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Wait what


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO




Oh fuck
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Unread 10-19-2011, 12:39 PM   #7
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dude you get to live forever and not suffer any serious depreciation in your attractiveness. Why wouldn't you want to be a ghoul?
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Unread 10-19-2011, 02:19 PM   #8
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dude you get to live forever and not suffer any serious depreciation in your attractiveness. Why wouldn't you want to be a ghoul?
the slow encroachment of insanity? Plus, living forever has got to suck
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Unread 10-19-2011, 07:02 PM   #9
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the slow encroachment of insanity? Plus, living forever has got to suck
Have you noticed that all the people who write about how much immortality sucks happen to be... mortal?

Sounds like sour grapes to me.
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Unread 10-19-2011, 02:57 PM   #10
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Well, I wouldn't want to be THAT ghoul. He's got a bullet casing flying into the air in front of him.

News media tells me that means you're about to be shot, or may already have been.
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