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Unread 12-21-2009, 05:27 PM   #11
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Well, porn stars draw the line of "making out" at penetration. . . it's a tricky phrase. Especially when you add in baseball terminology.

I think of it primarily as a synonym for kissing. >_>
They don't do it on our front lawns, though.
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Unread 12-21-2009, 05:33 PM   #12
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Unfortunately, I'll probably have to deal with this in a little over a decade with my daughter. Unless the boy and girl were going for a little public frottage or handjobs, I wouldn't blow my stack. What constituted the "making out" anyway?

I'm planning on talking to my daughter openly and honestly about sex. She's a bit young yet, but I'm trying to help her figure out "good touching" versus "bad touching" so that she doesn't have to go through what I started going through when I was four years old. I want her to feel like she can come to me any time she likes to talk about sex, especially if she wants to have sex or feels like she's being pressured to have sex. While I wouldn't mind being a grandmother someday, I'm not in a hurry to become one, and I only want my daughter to have children of her own when and if she is ready to have them, not because her partner is trying to force her into it.

ETA: Dr. Laura is not a person that I would turn to for parenting advice. Her head-in-the-sand attitude regarding matters like this one undermines relationships rather than building them up and creating an environment of trust and responsibility.

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Unread 12-22-2009, 05:26 AM   #13
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I hope to avoid this whole situation that parents inevitably go through by never having children.

I worry too much about the few people that I do care about. There's a reason I blow off the vast majority of people around me. I can't handle them making stupid decisions that ruin their lives.
The best defense for this, (to me at least), is never forming attachments in the first place. Much easier to let people murder themselves without me getting involved.
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Unread 12-22-2009, 08:38 AM   #14
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I only catch her on the radio on trips back home at around 11PM. She is slightly more closed-minded then Ann Coulter, but not as shrill. She has a sense of humor that I can actually chuckle at every once in a while. But, if there was ever someone whom I'd be confortable calling an extremist, it's her.

And Cygnet is on-point about the head-in-the-sand attitude. Calling her the Dr. Phil of radio is giving her too much credit, though.
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Unread 12-22-2009, 01:41 PM   #15
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She's got more of the whole "protect from and fear change" bullshit philosophy that ends up with kids fucked up in the head. Yeah I'd say 'terrifying' is about right.
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Unread 12-22-2009, 05:53 PM   #16
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I don't think wanting to stick your tongue in an attractive member of the opposite sexes mouth is a good indication of substance (fucking unicorn bullshit!)abuse.

Doing it on the front lawn of your obviously batshit insane father might be though.
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Unread 12-22-2009, 06:14 PM   #17
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Honestly Cyggy said all that needs to be said about all this. Close the thread.
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