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Unread 01-14-2010, 09:47 PM   #41
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Hmmm. I'm not sure how I'd end the world, seeing as it would be stupid for me to get rid of it before I have a chance to rule it. However, should the world end WITHOUT my help, I have some ideas on how I'd prefer it to go. Basically, I'm up for anything that ends with me fighting off demons/zombies/whatever in an epic duel for the fate of the planet; sawed-off shotgun in one hand and a glass of Reisling in the other, with a shirtless Hugh Jackman as my sidekick and an endless supply of molotov cocktails at my disposal.

Maybe a tank, too. Nothing too fancy.

That way, even if I lose the battle and the planet is lost, I still had a hell of a good time.
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Unread 01-14-2010, 10:24 PM   #42
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An unstoppable global loudspeaker that just read the Twilight series audiobooks.

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Unread 01-14-2010, 10:40 PM   #43
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Unread 01-15-2010, 07:08 AM   #44
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An unstoppable global loudspeaker that just read the Twilight series audiobooks.

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You evil evil bastard...
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Unread 01-15-2010, 11:07 AM   #45
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An unstoppable global loudspeaker that just read the Twilight series audiobooks.

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That could backfire if the voice selected is soothing or sexy. You'd have to make sure it is the most evil and annoying voice ever heard!
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Unread 01-15-2010, 11:08 AM   #46
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I would kill myself. Seeing as the rest of the world is just a figment of my imagination it would die as well.
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Unread 01-15-2010, 12:12 PM   #47
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That could backfire if the voice selected is soothing or sexy. You'd have to make sure it is the most evil and annoying voice ever heard!
Twilight, as read by Dick Cheney....
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Unread 01-15-2010, 12:35 PM   #48
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Twilight, as read by Dick Cheney....
Shit, just get the movie cast to do it and allow them to bring as much hatred of their roles through as they like. They're already doing as much as they can get away with in the movies. Unlock it and the fangirls will kill everyone for pointing out how much the actors hate the tripe and then just wait for them to all go crazy and kill themselves for not being able to turn the travesty to their beloved tripe off.
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Unread 01-15-2010, 12:47 PM   #49
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That could backfire if the voice selected is soothing or sexy. You'd have to make sure it is the most evil and annoying voice ever heard!
Honestly, I personally cannot see this backfiring regardless of the voice...BUT

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Twilight, as read by Dick Cheney....
In terms of world-ending effectiveness I cannot disagree with this.
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Unread 01-15-2010, 02:38 PM   #50
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I always kind of knew Dick Cheney would eventually end the world. Just didn't think it'd be like that.
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