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Unread 01-24-2010, 11:48 PM   #451
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Presumably it shouldn't be a problem. Inventory accuracy levels are there forever, even if the broker dies. I think after Highest Accuracy is attained you no longer actually need a record keeper.
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Unread 01-25-2010, 12:02 AM   #452
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Presumably it shouldn't be a problem. Inventory accuracy levels are there forever, even if the broker dies. I think after Highest Accuracy is attained you no longer actually need a record keeper.
That's an amazing worth ethic for a character that's supposed to be me.



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Unread 01-25-2010, 12:06 AM   #453
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Don't get smug Viridis, even if using this for LP's and whatnot seems like a good idea!

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Unread 01-25-2010, 12:12 AM   #454
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Great, our new broker is someone who's never dealt with anyone before...

Word of advice - you pull the middle lever in the main entryway when you see elves start to cross the Gneiss Bridges. It's the 'special discount' switch for trade deals with the pointy-eared tree-hugging cannibalistic non-bearded non-alcoholic bastards.

It's also the 'Noble Welcome' beacon for the fortress when newly arriving nobles start to cross the bridges. Pull it repeatedly then.
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Unread 01-25-2010, 12:17 AM   #455
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Only 77 dwarfs damn that must be nice. I'm edging 160 right now. I guess that's the benefit of being over a river full of undead and being murder happy. Man just accommodating this many people has pushed my fortress to about a quarter of the map on two z-levels. I might jump in here once I get a little more experience. So uh dwarf me I guess though I can't guarantee regular journal updates.

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And everyone of them has their own room with a couple of extra beds in the barracks for overflow.

edit2: DAMN IT! I jinxed myself. Now I'm up to 179. That's just 4 dwarfs short of a full immigration.

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Unread 01-25-2010, 12:49 AM   #456
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If you're trying to stifle population growth, a good idea (aside from editing the init.txt) is to only use the goods you get from invaders to buy things; Immigration is determined by exported wealth, and only the things that you made (or decorated) count towards the total.
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Unread 01-25-2010, 12:54 AM   #457
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I'd actually been doing that unintentionally thanks to goblin Christmas. Had a couple of huge ones actually. I was actually good for like 2 years or more with a steady 150ish and then I mentioned it and bam like 10 minutes later 20 migrants.
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Unread 01-25-2010, 12:57 AM   #458
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If a Male noble shows up of course, it'll not be Pyros you drop a bridge on or something (He is in fact on his way to the equivalent of Pismo beach after he shows some trees what for!), but his brother/cousin/nephew Nein who is slightly more Dwarven by virtue of having facial hair (sexy evil goatee) but is still oddly taller than most dwarves, but manages to hide it quite splendidly by being drunken and violent.

Anywho, in case anyone still cares about what King Pyros is doing:

Weyard: Date/Time: Winter.
It has come to this. I have hit an epiphany of sorts, a brick wall of the mind that I have o'erleaped: I am no longer a King!

It is just as much a shock as anything else I have ever known or believed, but here, surrounded by the unbearded and traveling with Elves with mind crossbow bolts, where no one even knows of the great Dwarven monarchy. To protect my regal self when I first met these boys I have avoided revealing my noble nature, swapping YOUR ETERNAL MAJESTY, MAY YOUR HAMMER STRIKE LAST IN ALL MATTERS, King Pyros for "Mister Pyros", but after several days of this, and a brief period of Knurd, I feel my feet firmly pressed on the common ground.

I have made things with my hands, something I haven't done since I was a wee lad, and for once, I've actually tried speaking the dwarven tongue, which is just like any other tongue but with a scot/irish strong man accent. I have struck down random foes, just like those peons outside my castle have done, and believe it or not, I just climbed up a blasted tower as far from the earth as possible, surrounded by a frigid blue ocean, bluer than my mother's eyes. To beat the crap out of some blue haired flaming clown at the top no less. I have had to do menial work even! Limbs do not stitch on themselves.

This is a both glorious and troubling occasion. I was born to rule, even if at the end of a broken, horribly complicated family line of betrayals and poor kingdom management. Yet I am more alive than ever before, and far from the doom mines where my throne lay, amongst fine warriors: Can a Dwarve desire anything more? I spend enough under the earth and amongst old stone anyway nowadays. Yet still, there were things I had intended to do as King, there were important actions to be done, and vital secrets I, and I alone knew that were possibly the only salvation of Dwarven kind. I cannot be specific here, in a mere journal to describe the depths that I know, but it has to do with a saboteur in the Dwarven ranks, a dark insidious evil that it worships, another, slightly less dark being with a kickass name, and some sort of evil book. I am not sure how a book could be evil, being made out of trees, which as everyone knows, are unthinking things only existing to be knocked down with an axe and made into more chests for bedrooms. You can never have enough chests. Speaking of chests, a girl has joined the party, and her name--well, I suppose I'd best not make fun even in my diary, she's a sweet one.

Now where was I? Ah yes, Dark secrets. Dwarvenkind is in for some dark days, while I sun it up in a land of plenty. I am not even sure this land feels the same touch of death and horror of my own, and what maps I have seen are lacking in depth! It's as if no one has bothered following the seas as far as they can go or something.

I am at a crossroads. I will remain with these adept youths, until I can obtain another ship (Though now that I think about it, how did I get here? Did I actually take a ship?) and make my way home, and take my rightful place as king amongst my people. If I am unable to, then by Armok, I will take the new destiny handed to me and follow these young'uns as far as the golden sun will take me.

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The former King, Pyros.


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Pyros: Aye, Goodnight lass. Goodnight.
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Unread 01-26-2010, 10:23 PM   #459
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A dark plot has been unveiled...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I've killed the foul thief who stole what was rightfully mine! Lord, I used my dark arts to trick the fool into dropping himself - himself I tell you - into the underground river in which he was set upon by the undead hordes residing there...
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Lord, It was pleasurable to watch him realize that death was coming and there was little he could do about it, watching that miserable conceit known as hope fade from his eyes was so gratifying my Lord, I despair in the knowledge that you were not there personally to watch the latest sacrifice to your glory.

Now I shall retrieve what should have been mine from the beginning and with which I shall have power granted by you my Lord to twist and warp the minds and souls of all in this miserable heap of filth they call the newest Mountainhome...how I wish I could unleash more of those megabeasts upon the denizens here...but those beasts are hard to come by even with the powers you have granted me my Lord.

Do not think I have forsaken you my Lord, I have used the arts granted to trick the goblins into making regular attacks upon this worthless tomb, and I have finally worked it so that the miserable fools here have started to anger the elves. What delicious carnage shall be unleashed when those nature-loving purists come for revenge now that their kindred molder at the bottom of a moat. How I thirst for the blood as I imagine you do as well my Lord...

Wait, my Lord...something is wrong! Something is wrong! SOMETHING IS WRONG!!

THE BOOK!!! WHERE IS MY BOOK!!!

Wait...the mayor was carrying something when he fell into those dark waters...
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THAT MISERABLE WRETCH!!! HE TOOK IT WITH HIM!!! DAMN HIM!!! DAMN HIM DAMN HIM DAMN HIM!!!!
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Unread 01-26-2010, 10:31 PM   #460
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If at all possible I would prefer to be dwarfed as an Engineer. I have plans. Very magnificent plans.
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