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Unread 02-01-2010, 12:58 PM   #1
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Cutest....funniest....weirdest damn thing I've read all morning

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Hello little antelope, would you like to play with us?

Coming from three deadly cheetahs, it's the kind of invitation that's best refused - but amazingly, this impala escaped unscathed from its encounter.

Luckily for the youngster, it seems these three male cheetahs simply weren't hungry.

'They knocked it down, but then they lost interest,' said Michel. 'For more than 15 minutes, they remained with the young antelope without doing anything other than licking it or putting their paws on the impala's head.'

Even more extraordinarily, this story has a happy ending - after one tense moment when it looked as though one cheetah would bite the impala on the neck, the youngster ran away.
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So yeah, it's nice to see that predator and prey can take a moment off the food chain just to have some fun.
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Unread 02-01-2010, 01:35 PM   #2
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The cutest thing is that the cheetahs weren't hungry because they just ate the impala's parents.
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Unread 02-01-2010, 01:38 PM   #3
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Yeah, isn't that just wonderful?

EDIT: This could be a Disney movie some day. It'd be like Lion King meets Bambi.
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Unread 02-01-2010, 01:43 PM   #4
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*clears throat*

D'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Unread 02-01-2010, 01:44 PM   #5
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Seems like it could be just bullying him around. Like, "Hah, check out what I can do to the shrimp!"
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Unread 02-01-2010, 01:51 PM   #6
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Naw did you see that second picture? Clearly this is a pred/pray slash fic in the making.
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Unread 02-01-2010, 03:50 PM   #7
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Need I remind everyone that Damn nature, you scary!
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Unread 02-01-2010, 07:25 PM   #8
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Naw did you see that second picture? Clearly this is a pred/pray slash fic in the making.
Man, and most people would be happy with twincest pred/prey. You've got a whole third cheetah in there! Somewhere, someone is drooling. XD



In all seriousness, this is only more evidence that cheetahs are totally awesome.
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Unread 02-01-2010, 07:47 PM   #9
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Really I like the contrast with how striking and deadly cheetah’s faces look when profiled with the dumb slack-jawed stare of the impala.
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Unread 02-01-2010, 11:51 PM   #10
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Really I like the contrast with how striking and deadly cheetah’s faces look when profiled with the dumb slack-jawed stare of the impala.
Is it wrong that I don't see cheetahs as threatening at all? It's wrong, isn't it?

Edit: To be specific, there's never been a wild cheetah attack on a human, only one I know of in captivity (and the lady stole her way into their enclosure at night, so castle clause), and they tame ridiculously easily and essentially become analogous to dogs. I have a hard time being afraid of them.

Edit: While we're on the subject of three cheetahs...
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