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Unread 02-09-2010, 03:39 AM   #1
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Sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic, so I'm gonna go with the massive amounts of nanotech and just call myself a wizard.
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Unread 02-09-2010, 03:39 AM   #2
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On the one hand, you have discovering amazing fantastic powers through accident or some other foolishness, or spending years training and designing awesome technology to fight crime. You get to wear a cool cape and swoosh it around and fight crime.

In the wizard corner you have to study moldy old books in tombs. You get a pimp-ass hat but not much else, and you end up sitting in the back while douchebags with swords get to hit things until you finish chanting, usually by that time, there's nothing to unleash unholy hell on.
Decide.
Let's see...

As Superman I could get up, cook myself an omelette with my heat vision, do my chores at super speed (which is still boring because it's still that ammount of apparent time!), clean all the dirt off my body by vibrating at super-super-speed, make myself an ice coffee with my ice breath and then head off for a day of reporting, lame excuses for my sudden disappearances and punching out crooks.

As a wizard I could summon demons to DO ALL THIS BORING SHIT FOR ME.

Sexy demons!
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Unread 02-09-2010, 03:39 AM   #3
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Did we skip the part where you were pointing at yourself constantly?
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Unread 02-09-2010, 04:35 AM   #4
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Did we skip the part where you were pointing at yourself constantly?
What a terrible wizard you would be.
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Unread 02-09-2010, 07:41 AM   #5
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Did we skip the part where you were pointing at yourself constantly?
Yeah, seriously.
Half the fun is making it happen.

ANYWAY, prolly a wizard.
Unseen University sounds like a fun enough place.
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Unread 02-09-2010, 09:06 AM   #6
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Any dumbass can get super powers in a lab explosion or some bullshit. The ones who actually made their own powers are few and far between. Wizards have to be intelligent, and will therefore fuck your shit up even without their powers.

Granny Weatherwax will fuck your shit up with a (non-magical) word. Pray that's all she does.
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Unread 02-09-2010, 10:59 AM   #7
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John Constantine is a god damn Wizard. He doesn't need a funny hat or a bunch of nonsense syllables, just a pack of smokes and a bad attitude. He told Satan, ancient unspeakable evils, cannabalistic witch doctors and fucking cancer to take off. Plus he fucks dryads.
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John Constantine is a god damn Wizard. He doesn't need a funny hat or a bunch of nonsense syllables, just a pack of smokes and a bad attitude. He told Satan, ancient unspeakable evils, cannabalistic witch doctors and fucking cancer to take off. Plus he fucks dryads.
And who came up with John Constantine? That's right, Alan Moore.
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And who came up with John Constantine? That's right, Alan Moore.
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Unread 02-09-2010, 11:26 AM   #10
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People don't go around saying "A Superhero Did it" they say "A Wizard did it" so I would go with being a wizard. Plus I like the sexy demon idea too.
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