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A Zarkin' Frood · 02-16-2010, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Si Civa

So are you basically saying that I should visit the USA before they start making sense?

I like the way you put it. But I don't think the metric system alone can do that magic.

Professor Smarmiarty · 02-16-2010, 04:12 PM

Guys, I flew through America recentely and took approximately 5 photos, ask me and I'll show them to you- it will save you the trip.
Also tea was what drove the Empire. Mabe if you Merkans started drinking more tea you wouldn't keep losing wars.

Lyaer · 02-16-2010, 04:14 PM

Never a big fan of the American teas marketed as English (haven't tried any in which I remotely suspect authenticity), but I usually drink my herbal teas unsweetened, and of course green tea would be absolute rubbish with sugar. That said, sometimes a little sugar or honey is entirely called for.

Professor Smarmiarty · 02-16-2010, 04:15 PM

Green tea is the drink of a filthy savage.

Lyaer · 02-16-2010, 04:18 PM

It is the greatest substance ever to taste like grass.

Token · 02-16-2010, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by bluestarultor

Edit: ^^ Says the guy from the country known for greasy food and sucking on hard candies all the time to get rid of the taste. :p

Says the guy from the country known for fattening food and sucking on hard dicks all the time to get rid of the taste.

bluestarultor · 02-16-2010, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Token

Says the guy from the country known for fattening food and sucking on hard dicks all the time to get rid of the taste.

Touche.

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Funka Genocide · 02-16-2010, 05:11 PM

wait wait wait...

what the fuck is this thread even about?

God damn it Megs, every time you create a thread I immediately forget what the original premise was after reading it.

Also, any of y'all motherfuckers that can't appreciate good ol' fashioned down south American cooking is either lying or so insanely prejudice that you won't allow the possibility of American deliciousness past your iron-clad discrimination filters. Even in communist russia, biscuits and gravy are scrum-diddly-umptious.

Don't even get me started on creole cuisine. I mean seriously, if you're going to complain about American food, complain about the shit that sucks, like that god awful american cheese and *hurrff* oscar mayer weiners.

Professor Smarmiarty · 02-16-2010, 06:11 PM

I once ate some food for America and it was so bad I died.

Funka Genocide · 02-16-2010, 06:13 PM

One time I saw a postcard from New Zealand and I was like "oh."

02-16-2010, 05:11 PM	#88
Funka Genocide Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 4,566	wait wait wait... what the fuck is this thread even about? God damn it Megs, every time you create a thread I immediately forget what the original premise was after reading it. Also, any of y'all motherfuckers that can't appreciate good ol' fashioned down south American cooking is either lying or so insanely prejudice that you won't allow the possibility of American deliciousness past your iron-clad discrimination filters. Even in communist russia, biscuits and gravy are scrum-diddly-umptious. Don't even get me started on creole cuisine. I mean seriously, if you're going to complain about American food, complain about the shit that sucks, like that god awful american cheese and hurrff oscar mayer weiners. Last edited by Funka Genocide; 02-16-2010 at 05:19 PM.

02-16-2010, 04:12 PM	#82
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	Guys, I flew through America recentely and took approximately 5 photos, ask me and I'll show them to you- it will save you the trip. Also tea was what drove the Empire. Mabe if you Merkans started drinking more tea you wouldn't keep losing wars.

02-16-2010, 04:14 PM	#83
Lyaer Troopa Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Portland, Oregon, United States Posts: 55	Never a big fan of the American teas marketed as English (haven't tried any in which I remotely suspect authenticity), but I usually drink my herbal teas unsweetened, and of course green tea would be absolute rubbish with sugar. That said, sometimes a little sugar or honey is entirely called for.

02-16-2010, 04:15 PM	#84
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	Green tea is the drink of a filthy savage.

02-16-2010, 04:18 PM	#85
Lyaer Troopa Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Portland, Oregon, United States Posts: 55	It is the greatest substance ever to taste like grass.

02-16-2010, 06:11 PM	#89
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	I once ate some food for America and it was so bad I died.

02-16-2010, 06:13 PM	#90
Funka Genocide Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 4,566	One time I saw a postcard from New Zealand and I was like "oh."