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Funka has spoken!
Join Date: Apr 2008
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No really, that's what she said.
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![]() I mean, she was probably talking about a pencil sharpener or something, but yeah, she said it. Also, can you really blame the guy? It takes a quick wit to be able to invoke that time-honored innuendo when the appropriate situation arises. So yeah, has anyone else gotten in trouble over their turns of a phrase? |
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Argus Agony
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Look, all I'm saying is that when you say "Love is an exploding cigar that we're all willing to smoke," you don't get upset and stop talking to someone for a month when he says "I got yer exploding cigar right here."
These are the rules. We have them for a reason.
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Lakitu
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Northwest Arkansas
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The kid's was to "report to stage by B lunch and stay until end of B lunch"?
What the hell, did they punish him by making him do bad stand-up routines?
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Monty Mole
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Nah, some schools just have a stage in their cafeteria, and detention is sitting on the edge of it till lunch ends. I've been in three schools that did that, so I'm pretty sure it's a common practice >.>
Also, SOOOOOOO tempted to send an angry email to the teacher about this detention "stifling the creative process of a middle school student during an awkward phase of their life, where social interactions help them understand their place in the world" or some shit like that. |
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Pure joy
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Do they ever have situations where students say "you need to push it in further" as a non-innocent comment
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Funka has spoken!
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Yes, those situations happened a lot in the prop-bed behind the stage in the auditorium of my old High School if rumors and shameless self assertions were to be believed.
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Keeper of the new
Join Date: Apr 2004
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![]() ![]() I can't have been the only one who thought of this gal.
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Super stressed!
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: British Columbia
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You know, I think I've used one or two "That's what she said"s on the teacher. But then again, I'm not in middle school. I guess all the teachers there hate their kids.
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Sent to the cornfield
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Wait "b" lunch? Do kids these days have so many bloody lunch breaks we need to alphabetise them?
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Funka has spoken!
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No, they just stagger them to fit more kids in one place. In Jr. High we had A,B, and C lunch. The letter just denoted whether you had a fifteen minute Short Study period before, after, or in the middle of your lunch period. It kept the lines in the lunchroom from getting out of hand.
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