That's what she said.... - Page 2

Osterbaum · 02-18-2010, 04:04 PM

What the hell can you do in 15 minutes?

A Zarkin' Frood · 02-18-2010, 04:15 PM

Your mother.

krogothwolf · 02-18-2010, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by InsaneGenius

Your mother.

I hope you're blindfolded when you do that!

A Zarkin' Frood · 02-18-2010, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by krogothwolf

I hope you're blindfolded when you do that!

Yeah, I'm into that kinda thing.

Professor Smarmiarty · 02-18-2010, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Tev

No, they just stagger them to fit more kids in one place. In Jr. High we had A,B, and C lunch. The letter just denoted whether you had a fifteen minute Short Study period before, after, or in the middle of your lunch period. It kept the lines in the lunchroom from getting out of hand.

That sounds stupid.
We had about 5000 kids at my high school and 2 lunchrooms neither of which was bigger than 5 metre square and never had a problem. Let nature take its course and the kids short it out.

krogothwolf · 02-18-2010, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Smarty McBarrelpants

That sounds stupid.
We had about 5000 kids at my high school and 2 lunchrooms neither of which was bigger than 5 metre square and never had a problem. Let nature take its course and the kids short it out.

So you guys kicked out the Short kids?

Professor Smarmiarty · 02-18-2010, 05:09 PM

More the young kids- who are also short. Also the ugly kids.

Funka Genocide · 02-18-2010, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Smarty McBarrelpants

More the young kids- who are also short. Also the ugly kids.

Unless the ugly kids were also very large, then they got head of line privileges.

Professor Smarmiarty · 02-18-2010, 05:59 PM

Nah, because by the last year of high school where you weren't forced to attend anymore our bullying had weeded out the ugly and fat kids so the oldest kids were all handsome and sleek but also a gang, unified by years of collective experience, who controlled the school and the lunchlines.
It did help that we had free periods throughout the day so we could get lunch before lunchtime or if we felt like being dicks just go make lines in front of the lunch room before anybody else got out for lunch.

Fat ugly people had no chance against a gang of hardened, wizened old hands.

Funka Genocide · 02-18-2010, 06:01 PM

I refuse to believe your fanciful stories of youth. There is always a giant, angry ugly kid in every lunch line. Nobody messes with him because he can literally toss you several meters across the room into a trash can which has it's lid conveniently open.

Until "I know kung-fu" kid shows up and puts an end to his tyranny with many well placed knees to the face.

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Funka Genocide Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 4,566	I refuse to believe your fanciful stories of youth. There is always a giant, angry ugly kid in every lunch line. Nobody messes with him because he can literally toss you several meters across the room into a trash can which has it's lid conveniently open. Until "I know kung-fu" kid shows up and puts an end to his tyranny with many well placed knees to the face. Last edited by Funka Genocide; 02-18-2010 at 06:04 PM.

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Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	More the young kids- who are also short. Also the ugly kids.

02-18-2010, 05:59 PM	#19
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	Nah, because by the last year of high school where you weren't forced to attend anymore our bullying had weeded out the ugly and fat kids so the oldest kids were all handsome and sleek but also a gang, unified by years of collective experience, who controlled the school and the lunchlines. It did help that we had free periods throughout the day so we could get lunch before lunchtime or if we felt like being dicks just go make lines in front of the lunch room before anybody else got out for lunch. Fat ugly people had no chance against a gang of hardened, wizened old hands.