Happy Fun Adventure Time! - an Illustrated Adventure

Arhra · 02-21-2010, 08:38 AM

>Craft another small blob from yourself and have it touch/consume the amber liquid, if it doesn't kill it consume everything in sight.

You wait for a reaction.

>Balance a mushroom on your face and clap.

ARF ARF ARF!

The blob is still completely inert so you start to consume everything.

The AMBER FLUID is soupy and nutritious.

You are huge and sleepy from eating all that.

Your FLUID is completely replenished.

>Evolve ability to restore precious FLUIDS over time.

The laws of thermodynamics are too powerful.

>Unleash special attack to unlock secret chamber in this area

It wasn't really worth it.

>Use evolution energy to evolve the ability to dissolve and eat stone. Devour entire area.

You stop lazing around and evolve with all your might.

This rock seems slightly more edible now.

>Evolve a more durable skin that resists most corrosive substances and can withstand impact from a 100-pound rock without breaking. Alternatively, evolve muscle tissue and grow defined limbs.

Fingers, woah.

You can now form more defined arms.

You did consider the first option but concluded that a 100 pound rock would be quite LARGE and the damage would be highly dependent on how POINTY the rock was and the SPEED it was travelling at. No membrane could ever be completely ROCK-proof.

>Evolve sense of smell for better analyzing your environment.

Although it is difficult to tell, you now have a sense of SMELL.

You can SMELL THINGS to the NORTH.

You have used up all your EVOLUTIONARY ENERGY. Further evolution will cost MASS.

>continue to the North

You have entered the Mushroomy Shrine.
There is an EXIT to the SOUTH.

There are MUSHROOMS here.
There is a GIANT MUSHROOM here.
There is a STRANGE MUSHROOM here.
There is a large POOL of AMBER FLUID here. It appears to have leaked in through a crack in the wall.

They should have sent a poet.

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk · 02-21-2010, 08:41 AM

Consume everything! Evolve again!

Teal Mage · 02-27-2011, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aerozord

its been awhile, but isn't cannibalize HOW we unevolve things? I atleast know its what keeps us from losing 100% of the mass used to make it.

Hm, I should have done this before.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arhra

>Evolve ability to ABSORB or RECREATE past evolutions at will.

You have learnt CANNIBALISE. You can now consume your EVOLUTIONS to regain most of the MASS invested in them.

You are correct Aero! I apologize, let's not get rid of it. I also change command to Cannabalize, rather than merely Unevolve.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sifright

I suggest NOT devolving laser eyes as they are one of the only defenses we have and later on we hopefully can improve them further.

Laser Eyes suck.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arhra

>USE LASER EYES on DWELLER IN THE DARK

It's... it's ACTUALLY EFFECTIVE!

This is the only time they didn't suck, and only because the Dweller is afraid of Light. We are in a light-filled world now, ergo, laser eyes are useless.

Beyond that, Bioluminensence did a better job at being Laser Eyes than Laser Eyes ever did.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arhra

>Use LASER EYES to stun FANGED DEATH.

It really doesn't like that.

>Force it back into the PIT.

It has more tentacles than you have eyes!

Your ENEMIES have joined forces!

This was not one of your better ideas.

>Very quickly evolve BIOLUMINESCENCE

You now glow in the dark.

You feel PRETTY. The DWELLER has RETREATED. Your mood has improved to SLIGHTLY HAPPY.

Additionally, while the Mitochondrion may be nice, and may make the Laser Eyes undefinably better, it also costs precious mass to use.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arhra

>USE MASS to EVOLVE a method of TURNING EXCESS MASS into ENERGY.

After careful consideration, you evolve a JUMBO MITOCHONDRION.

You feel more ENERGETIC.

>USE MASS to EVOLVE a method of CHANNELING ENERGY INTO LASER EYES for more powerful and energetic bursts.

You evolve MITOCHONDUITS.

Your LASER EYES are more powerful!

Bioluminenscence does everything Laser Eyes does, but better. And only costs ~~one~~ actually two evolutionary slots!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arhra

You can now IMAGINE your BRACHIATED SYMPTOMINODE.

And your equally important GENERATIVE RHIZOMALGAM.

Count the dots! There's either five or six evolutionary slots tied up in these useless Laser Eyes.

But if you're concerned for your safety:

> Evolve Ability to instinctively match the color of your surroundings when threatened (or just to turn clear if that's too hard for your tiny brain), simulating invisibility.

That should work until someone comes up with a better idea. Or we meet an angry thing with a nose.

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> Evolve Ability to create new evolutions reflexively.

02-21-2010, 08:38 AM	#1
Arhra Ara ara! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Neo Venezia Posts: 5,013	>Craft another small blob from yourself and have it touch/consume the amber liquid, if it doesn't kill it consume everything in sight. You wait for a reaction. >Balance a mushroom on your face and clap. ARF ARF ARF! The blob is still completely inert so you start to consume everything. The AMBER FLUID is soupy and nutritious. You are huge and sleepy from eating all that. Your FLUID is completely replenished. >Evolve ability to restore precious FLUIDS over time. The laws of thermodynamics are too powerful. >Unleash special attack to unlock secret chamber in this area It wasn't really worth it. >Use evolution energy to evolve the ability to dissolve and eat stone. Devour entire area. You stop lazing around and evolve with all your might. This rock seems slightly more edible now. >Evolve a more durable skin that resists most corrosive substances and can withstand impact from a 100-pound rock without breaking. Alternatively, evolve muscle tissue and grow defined limbs. Fingers, woah. You can now form more defined arms. You did consider the first option but concluded that a 100 pound rock would be quite LARGE and the damage would be highly dependent on how POINTY the rock was and the SPEED it was travelling at. No membrane could ever be completely ROCK-proof. >Evolve sense of smell for better analyzing your environment. Although it is difficult to tell, you now have a sense of SMELL. You can SMELL THINGS to the NORTH. You have used up all your EVOLUTIONARY ENERGY. Further evolution will cost MASS. >continue to the North You have entered the Mushroomy Shrine. There is an EXIT to the SOUTH. There are MUSHROOMS here. There is a GIANT MUSHROOM here. There is a STRANGE MUSHROOM here. There is a large POOL of AMBER FLUID here. It appears to have leaked in through a crack in the wall. They should have sent a poet. __________________ This post is a good source of Ara ara, ufufu.* *These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This post is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.