Batteries and their elusiveness

[Wigmund]

Originally Posted by Green Spanner

So I've just spent about half an hour searching for a single AA battery. Whenever I need one, they are nowhere to be found.

Same goes with AAAs, which are otherwise plentiful when I'm searching for AAs.

Am I the only one that has this problem?

It's the battery gnomes. They sneak around the cupboards and come out to steal batteries to power cockroach generators.

[Green Spanner]

Originally Posted by Wigmund

It's the battery gnomes. They sneak around the cupboards and come out to steal batteries to power cockroach generators.

Step 1: Steal batteries
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Pofit!