Happy Fun Adventure Time! - an Illustrated Adventure - Page 13

Tev · 02-21-2010, 11:22 AM

Go back and fish out the Golden Plaque. Erect it in your new Mushroom Shrine in hopes that its alien powers will help grow more mushrooms. After all the room you found it in was full of mushrooms. Also it is yellow and so is the goo that is so very tasty. Having made these strides in thought, establish REASONING and PHILOSOPHY. They will be of use when you later begin forming ideas of RELIGION.

EDIT: Also grow two long skinny feeler appendages from your face and squint more.

EVILNess · 02-21-2010, 12:14 PM

If you're happy and you know it, CLAP your (newly evolved) hands.

Flarecobra · 02-21-2010, 12:18 PM

Give thanks for this bounty of mushrooms, and enjoy.

Donomni · 02-21-2010, 03:25 PM

Eat the strange mushroom and grow massively like an italian plumber.

Mike McC · 02-22-2010, 04:58 AM

>Smell things.

Odjn · 02-23-2010, 09:22 PM

Eat everything EXCEPT the special mushroom.

Then use your rock eating ability to make the hole the amber liquid comes from bigger.

Arhra · 02-25-2010, 08:21 AM

>This is obviously a holy place. Prostrate yourself before your Mushroom Lords, who have given you the gifts of sweet, delicious evolution and precious bodily fluids.

Oh great and generous Mushroom Lords, bright with EVOLUTIONARY rays and whose sacrifice has given us MASS, this one gives thanks to you.

>Remember that you haven't given yourself a NAME

You recall you decided you were bad at coming up with names, but you suppose it might be handy if you were to start talking about yourself in the third person.

What is your name?

>Use your newly obtained fingers to craft imaginary friends from mushrooms.

These mushrooms do not look imaginary in the slightest! The concept of using real mushrooms to make imaginary friends is so utterly ridiculous it is coming close to causing you physical pain.

Your attempts to imagine a world where you did not have this idea are unsuccessful.

>Go back and fish out the Golden Plaque. Erect it in your new Mushroom Shrine in hopes that its alien powers will help grow more mushrooms. After all the room you found it in was full of mushrooms. Also it is yellow and so is the goo that is so very tasty. Having made these strides in thought, establish REASONING and PHILOSOPHY. They will be of use when you later begin forming ideas of RELIGION.

VERB which SUBJECT?

>If you're happy and you know it, CLAP your (newly evolved) hands.

Unfortunately you're only CONTENT.

>Smell things.

MUSHROOMS smell damp and earthy.
AMBER FLUID smells salty.
ROCKS smell like ROCKS.

>Consume everything! Evolve again!

You've decided it is time to strip the place of everything edible again. With gusto!

The MUSHROOMS almost got the better of you. Only the STRANGE MUSHROOM remains.

You go to finish the job.

It had quite a kick to it.

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk · 02-25-2010, 08:35 AM

Realise you are now unhealthily obese. Go for a jog fatso!

Flarecobra · 02-25-2010, 10:34 AM

Take a nap.

Tev · 02-25-2010, 10:40 AM

Awww, I can't read the text in the fourth panel. Sadness.

Also, after your nap you need to get some structure to you. You've already got the muscular structure for rudimentary hands. It's time you started acting more like a vertebrate and less like a blob. Grow a simple internal cartilage system.

02-21-2010, 12:18 PM	#123
Flarecobra Burn. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Classified Posts: 11,017	Give thanks for this bounty of mushrooms, and enjoy. __________________ "Only the fool wishes to go into battle to beat someone for the satisfaction of beating someone." -A Thousand Sons Rules. Read them, know them, love them.

02-21-2010, 03:25 PM	#124
Donomni Would you deign to supply me food? Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Tampa Bay Area, Florida Posts: 2,004	Eat the strange mushroom and grow massively like an italian plumber. __________________ Dance your cares away! Chirrrrrrp. Also, dead blog.

02-22-2010, 04:58 AM	#125
Mike McC Time is something else. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Wherever I am needed, I will be there. Posts: 5,065	>Smell things. __________________ WHERE MIKEY IS IN 2022! tumblrs - http://werewolf.zone twitters - @itmightbemikey

02-25-2010, 08:21 AM	#127
Arhra Ara ara! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Neo Venezia Posts: 5,013	>This is obviously a holy place. Prostrate yourself before your Mushroom Lords, who have given you the gifts of sweet, delicious evolution and precious bodily fluids. Oh great and generous Mushroom Lords, bright with EVOLUTIONARY rays and whose sacrifice has given us MASS, this one gives thanks to you. >Remember that you haven't given yourself a NAME You recall you decided you were bad at coming up with names, but you suppose it might be handy if you were to start talking about yourself in the third person. What is your name? >Use your newly obtained fingers to craft imaginary friends from mushrooms. These mushrooms do not look imaginary in the slightest! The concept of using real mushrooms to make imaginary friends is so utterly ridiculous it is coming close to causing you physical pain. Your attempts to imagine a world where you did not have this idea are unsuccessful. >Go back and fish out the Golden Plaque. Erect it in your new Mushroom Shrine in hopes that its alien powers will help grow more mushrooms. After all the room you found it in was full of mushrooms. Also it is yellow and so is the goo that is so very tasty. Having made these strides in thought, establish REASONING and PHILOSOPHY. They will be of use when you later begin forming ideas of RELIGION. VERB which SUBJECT? >If you're happy and you know it, CLAP your (newly evolved) hands. Unfortunately you're only CONTENT. >Smell things. MUSHROOMS smell damp and earthy. AMBER FLUID smells salty. ROCKS smell like ROCKS. >Consume everything! Evolve again! You've decided it is time to strip the place of everything edible again. With gusto! The MUSHROOMS almost got the better of you. Only the STRANGE MUSHROOM remains. You go to finish the job. It had quite a kick to it. __________________ This post is a good source of Ara ara, ufufu.* *These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This post is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.

02-25-2010, 10:34 AM	#129
Flarecobra Burn. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Classified Posts: 11,017	Take a nap. __________________ "Only the fool wishes to go into battle to beat someone for the satisfaction of beating someone." -A Thousand Sons Rules. Read them, know them, love them.