Did Twilight not creep you out enough? - Page 2

Bells · 03-07-2010, 03:51 PM

i'm going to place this link right here... it's barely NSFW, but i'll leave to the mods to remove it or not... can't really see anything "over the line" in the image...

http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com...light-porn.jpg

Kyanbu The Legend · 03-07-2010, 04:03 PM

Saw it coming.

Mirai Gen · 03-07-2010, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Token

Not particularly work safe.

Hahaha a Twilight dildo.

"Throw it in the freezer for the authentic experience!"

Gold.

Funka Genocide · 03-07-2010, 04:38 PM

I don't understand why you would shape soap like a vagina.

I mean I guess vaginas are pretty cool (like, real ones) but I don't necessarily need to see one that's been cast in alabaster and disembodied from the rest of the lady. Not to mention the fact that once you actually use the soap it will start to lose its shape and begin to look like some horribly irradiated mutant vagina from the Fallout series and I mean really... unless you're a super mutant you probably don't want to see that at all.

Tev · 03-07-2010, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Mirai Gen

"Throw it in the freezer for the authentic experience!"

I've got a question.....it's mildly inappropriate but then again so is most of this thread so it should be par for the course...

So ladies. Iced up sex toys? What the hell? Your internal temperature regulation device is already messed up beyond belief what with you always being cold all the time. You also seem to not like that whole "being cold" thing so why jam a frozen spike up your nether bits? I'm confused.

Funka Genocide · 03-07-2010, 04:41 PM

Are you actually asking the "ladies" present here on the forum?

Because I'm willing to bet none of them would buy that thing.

Meister · 03-07-2010, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Funka Genocide

I don't understand why you would shape soap like a vagina.

It's not about the soap, it's just that handmade articles and vagina imagery go together like peanut butter and chocolate and if you happen to be making soap, well there you go. Anyone got the link to the vagina handbags? Perfect proof.

Tev · 03-07-2010, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Funka Genocide

Are you actually asking the "ladies" present here on the forum?

Eh, the ladies or NonCon.

Funka Genocide · 03-07-2010, 04:47 PM

Well to each their own I suppose, there's got to be some kind of radical feminist angle to it somewhere. Fighting the demonization of women with the forceful presentation of vaginal imagery to counterbalance the obviously phallic basis of our modern culture...

actually they might have a point, carry on then.

Mike McC · 03-07-2010, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Meister

Anyone got the link to the vagina handbags? Perfect proof.

No, but there is a woman who makes pendants modeled after your snatch, among other things. (VulvaLoveLovely's Shop) (NWS I guess if anyone didn't already guess)

03-07-2010, 03:51 PM	#11
Bells That's so PC of you Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In a Server-sided Dimension where time is meaningless Posts: 10,490	i'm going to place this link right here... it's barely NSFW, but i'll leave to the mods to remove it or not... can't really see anything "over the line" in the image... http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com...light-porn.jpg __________________ *BELLS STORE : Clothes! You wear* them! Free US Shipping Subscription System? WTF?! Zazzle Black!**

03-07-2010, 04:03 PM	#12
Kyanbu The Legend Local Rookie Indie Dev Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: New Jersey Posts: 5,497	Saw it coming. __________________

03-07-2010, 04:38 PM	#14
Funka Genocide Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 4,566	I don't understand why you would shape soap like a vagina. I mean I guess vaginas are pretty cool (like, real ones) but I don't necessarily need to see one that's been cast in alabaster and disembodied from the rest of the lady. Not to mention the fact that once you actually use the soap it will start to lose its shape and begin to look like some horribly irradiated mutant vagina from the Fallout series and I mean really... unless you're a super mutant you probably don't want to see that at all.

03-07-2010, 04:41 PM	#16
Funka Genocide Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 4,566	Are you actually asking the "ladies" present here on the forum? Because I'm willing to bet none of them would buy that thing.

03-07-2010, 04:47 PM	#19
Funka Genocide Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 4,566	Well to each their own I suppose, there's got to be some kind of radical feminist angle to it somewhere. Fighting the demonization of women with the forceful presentation of vaginal imagery to counterbalance the obviously phallic basis of our modern culture... actually they might have a point, carry on then.