Ah, So Flavored Cigarettes Are Causing The Problem? We're Banning Them? Okay! - Page 2

Premmy · 04-05-2010, 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by PsychicKid

Who the hell is Joe Camel?

Who let this little whippersnapper in here? go on and play with your vidjamagames and internets little boy we're talkin' bout cool grown-up things, like smoking.

Magus · 04-05-2010, 12:30 AM

I actually think cigarettes would be a good source of population control if they could only make them really deadly instead of slowly deadly. Like put in lots of cyanide so you die really quickly instead of holding on to 60 and getting emphysema and becoming a burden on society. I know this would drive profits down but it would make cigarettes the coolest fucking thing to do ever, even more so than your average heroin or other dangerous narcotic. Also those breathalyzer cars for drunks should turn on if a drunk person tries to start it, right, but then should immediately explode into a fiery mess, similar to an auto accident a drunk person would cause.

My ideas may be controversial but I think we should really consider them.

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk · 04-05-2010, 06:38 AM

What adverts are these that are showing cigarettes to be cool?? Last time I saw a cig ad, it had tar and other white crap dripping from the end of it as a bunch of people smoked, then they dissected a human vein and all the white shitty puss splurted out of it. The previous ads had showed x-ray shots of the smoke slowly blackening peoples lungs and peoples teeth turning yellow and cracked.

They haven't advertised smoking as being "cool" for a long time. In fact they don't even advertise smoking any more. Haven't for years.

But yeah, I hate smoking of all kinds, so good for Canada for at least beginning to ban some form of smoking.

Osterbaum · 04-05-2010, 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Seil

I guess they lure kids to start smoking the same way that flavored condoms lure kids to have sex with flavored condoms.

You mean give blowjobs to people with flavoured condoms on. That then leads to men/boys wanting to have a taste aswell ---> they become gay! Quick! Someone who is a conservative biggot, ban flavoured condoms!

bluestarultor · 04-05-2010, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Hawk

What adverts are these that are showing cigarettes to be cool?? Last time I saw a cig ad, it had tar and other white crap dripping from the end of it as a bunch of people smoked, then they dissected a human vein and all the white shitty puss splurted out of it. The previous ads had showed x-ray shots of the smoke slowly blackening peoples lungs and peoples teeth turning yellow and cracked.

They haven't advertised smoking as being "cool" for a long time. In fact they don't even advertise smoking any more. Haven't for years.

But yeah, I hate smoking of all kinds, so good for Canada for at least beginning to ban some form of smoking.

I dunno where you are, but I still get the occasional billboard and I'm sure I've seen a magazine ad or two, but yeah, it's mostly died down over the past 10 years.

CABAL49 · 04-05-2010, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by bluestarultor

I dunno where you are, but I still get the occasional billboard and I'm sure I've seen a magazine ad or two, but yeah, it's mostly died down over the past 10 years.

I come from Winston-Salem. Home of the Winston cigarettes and the R.J.Reynolds Tobacco Company(invented Joe Camel). We aren't even allowed to have billboards in that town that advertise. The thing is, those billboards were replaced by ones for titty bars. Not sure if that is better or worse.

Seil · 04-05-2010, 01:38 PM

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I come from Winston-Salem. Home of the Winston cigarettes and the R.J.Reynolds Tobacco Company(invented Joe Camel). We aren't even allowed to have billboards in that town that advertise. The thing is, those billboards were replaced by ones for titty bars. Not sure if that is better or worse.

Flavored Condoms! Ban Thems!

Tev · 04-05-2010, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Seil

Flavored Condoms! Ban Thems!

You leave those alone! That marvelous invention has done more to get ladies to suck dick than any other thing ever.

Dauntasa · 04-05-2010, 03:16 PM

Honestly, kids don't fucking smoke flavored cigarettes anyway.

Professor Smarmiarty · 04-05-2010, 03:20 PM

Who does smoke flavoured cigarettes? I've never seen anyone smoke those ever.

04-05-2010, 12:30 AM	#12
Magus Archer and Armstrong vs. the World Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 7,164	I actually think cigarettes would be a good source of population control if they could only make them really deadly instead of slowly deadly. Like put in lots of cyanide so you die really quickly instead of holding on to 60 and getting emphysema and becoming a burden on society. I know this would drive profits down but it would make cigarettes the coolest fucking thing to do ever, even more so than your average heroin or other dangerous narcotic. Also those breathalyzer cars for drunks should turn on if a drunk person tries to start it, right, but then should immediately explode into a fiery mess, similar to an auto accident a drunk person would cause. My ideas may be controversial but I think we should really consider them. __________________ The Valiant Review

04-05-2010, 03:16 PM	#19
Dauntasa Goddamn Commie Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Riding the Midnight Express to Slate City Posts: 492	Honestly, kids don't fucking smoke flavored cigarettes anyway.

04-05-2010, 03:20 PM	#20
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	Who does smoke flavoured cigarettes? I've never seen anyone smoke those ever.