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Unread 04-06-2010, 12:00 AM   #41
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Doesn't God transcend time? If so then he's already done his bit.

Well, Catholicism AKA christrianity vr 1.X framework supports programs like oldTestbbl.dll which can be exploited in all sorts of crazy ways, of course most of it's users are fairly safe... but still there's always the potential that they could get tons of malware on their HDD.
Catholics might want to upgrade to protestant aka christianity vr 2.X framework as it doesn't contain oldTestbbl.dll and has been cleaned of most of the sourcecode that christianity vr 1.X took from the pagan networking and the naturalistOSX which tend to conflict with it's everyday running.

Personally I run taoism OS from liveCD, basically the linux of cultural perspective.

Old Testament Parody:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bar3GOzDNzg

More nerdy culture metaphors:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9c8an2XZ3MU

Tao Te Ching:
http://http-server.carleton.ca/~rgray/TaoTeChing/
HOW CAN ATHEISM FUNCTION UNDER THIS METAPHOR?
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Going outside.
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The nerdyness of that metaphor caused my Pants to hike themselves to Urkelian Heights... I can't.. I can't see. It's so dark, and so tight, I hear... I hear snort-laughing god save me.
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So, what's Orthodox Christianity, then? 0.x?
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The obvious answer is that being a diabolical machiavellian schemer isn't quite a disadvantage in the Vatican.
Oi! I'll have you know Machiavelli was very much against evil world-conquering popes.
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I'll have you know Machiavelli was very much against evil world-conquering popes.
He still got the adjective coined after him.

All part of his machiavellian plan, I'm sure.
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Wouldn't that equate to something like advanced meditation and/or astral projection?
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Words cannot describe the seething (mostly platonic) hatred I have of you. HOW CAN WE BOTH LIKE TAOISM!? :gonk:
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