Pokemon Umbral Discussion 14: Discussion Thread Player Character Conspiracy #1

[Geminex]

Let me at least finish off a pokemon or two with him! Now that I boosted his stat up, he'll practically OHKO anything that doesn't resist him and have a boosted DEF. If he leaves the battle to join yours, he might lose his power bonus.

Just saying that we might need him to save us from dying horribly. Though maybe not anymore. We shall see. Though does he know baton pass? You could always keep cheating, baton pass his stats boost to whatever pokemon can best use it.

And there is no way Pierce isn't going to get arrested if he actually goes through with Drac's plans. Although, considering PATCA'a methods, he'd likely be re-recruited 2 hours later.

PATCA: We have absolutely no standards.

So don't be greedy. I left quite a few others including Rayleen, Shizuka, Tsubasa, Harriette, Whitney among others.

Dude. "Don't be greedy"? You get one girl. One. 1. Ooooooone. If you pick Lola, which you're welcome to, your claim to the others is null. Capisce?

Oh, and I just realized something that was bugging me. Drac, in the previous thread you were discussing your dragon slave/staff combo. Very nice idea. But you made a typo. You said it'd deal 6x damage, instead of 3x damage. I hardly have to tell you what a huge fallacy it would have been if your claim to 6x damage had been sincere. I mean, that would practically amount to getting two attacks, one with the 4x weapon, and one with the 2x weapon, which add to make 6x damage! That'd be like Impact tying a Dragon slave to another Dragon Slave and saying that that does 8x damage, because, after all, it's dragon/dragon, right? No, if you're gonna combine two weapons, then each is going to deal a half-attack. And that would amount to 3x damage.
Of course, this is all hypothetical, since you would never be so very, very stupid to claim 6x damage, justify it by way of logical fallacy and then think you could get away with it. :3

Though back to the girls... If not for the age, I'd totally have Impact go for Mika. I like the way she's written... But yeah, loli, so... I wonder, would it be over-ambitious to claim Shizuka? I don't think it'd interfere with Drac's and my agreement, since I agreed to surrender the rivalry... And Shizuka does seem to like Impact to the degree that she didn't kill him! Hmm...

I also still need a theme song for Impact. I've been doing some looking, but can't find anything excellent. The closest I got, really, was "Be Prepared" from the Lion King, and that has the wrong subject matter. Suggestions?