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Unread 05-02-2010, 06:38 PM   #11
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Assuming you mean the prequel, 'cause the actual first movie only had one jedi in it...

Well they were SUPPOSED to negotiate a treaty with the Trade Federation, and then the Federation was all "Kill all Jedi" so they were all "Welp." and then they laser sworded people and what not.

But they didn't go and make themselves presidents of Naboo or anything, now did they?
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Unread 05-02-2010, 06:43 PM   #12
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Man I'm trying to think of examplesbut that movie was a fucking mess. My total impression though is that Jedi are just like "Fuck you, laser sword" as the response to every situation. I'm probably thinking of the 2nd and 3rd ones where the jedi are like "Yo war is bad" "Nah yo war is awesome"

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Optimus Prime was a military dictator. Chew on that.
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Why not draw a T-Rex wearing shades?

and and and

If that fails, how a bout a giant donger!?
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You COULD always pencil in Barack Obama. Or if you want to be a bit more realistic and controversial, George W. Bush. He's not doing anything at the moment past Haiti ads. Or if you want more awesome, you could do Bill Clinton, who's only doing Haiti ads and being awesome, but he does awesome all the time, so it doesn't distract him much.


Edit: Oh, wait, you probably don't want to repeat the penciling in thing. My bad.

Uhh, oh, you could always mark it up with what looks like a code of some sort, but is really gibberish. Or better yet, make it a real code that says something obscene if they waste time translating it.
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Optimus Prime was a military dictator. Chew on that.
Optimus Prime was about equal, sustainable distribution of resources and was red. Clearly a communist.

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Why not draw a T-Rex wearing shades?

and and and

If that fails, how a bout a giant donger!?
Dinosaurs scare me as do dongers.

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You COULD always pencil in Barack Obama. Or if you want to be a bit more realistic and controversial, George W. Bush. He's not doing anything at the moment past Haiti ads. Or if you want more awesome, you could do Bill Clinton, who's only doing Haiti ads and being awesome, but he does awesome all the time, so it doesn't distract him much.


Edit: Oh, wait, you probably don't want to repeat the penciling in thing. My bad.

Uhh, oh, you could always mark it up with what looks like a code of some sort, but is really gibberish. Or better yet, make it a real code that says something obscene if they waste time translating it.
I'm looking for better candidates than what is on offer, not worse!

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His name doesn't sound like a variation of penis... I don't get it.

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Vote for Drew Sarich =D
Both of these guys are too much for the rights of dead people. We don't have enough to look after alive people!
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