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Unread 05-05-2010, 06:57 AM   #1
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See this is what drives me nuts about the "Total" nomenclature, Total should just mean total, like that should be the maximum dental cleanliness coverage a toothpaste can have. There shouldn't have to be a Total Advanced I gotta worry about buying, Total itself should already incorporate the totality of advancements in toothpaste technology.

Like probably I use Total half the time and Total Advanced the other half because I just grab whatever says Total and assume I'm covered, but that means some of the time I'm not getting the maximum possible advancement of my toothbrushing experience, and really, that's just not the kind of life I'm trying to live.
Total includes everything, Total advanced includes an advanced version of everything.
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Unread 05-05-2010, 06:48 AM   #2
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My toothpaste is labeled as Total Advanced Clean with Whitening. Out of curiosity, I looked it up to see where it fit in the whole scheme and saw that there was a whole mess of Colgate and Colgate Total varieties, including Total, Total Advanced, Total Whitening, Total Advanced Fresh, Total Advanced Clean, and Total Baking Soda and Peroxide Whitening, and now I just don't know anymore.
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Unread 05-05-2010, 06:55 AM   #3
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See this is what drives me nuts about the "Total" nomenclature, Total should just mean total, like that should be the maximum dental cleanliness coverage a toothpaste can have. There shouldn't have to be a Total Advanced I gotta worry about buying, Total itself should already incorporate the totality of advancements in toothpaste technology.
Dude, you're thinking too small. It says "Total". It doesn't say "Epitome of dental hygiene". It says "Total". It should, by rights, include everything there ever was and will be, universes past and future.
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Unread 05-05-2010, 07:59 AM   #4
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I hear flame works even better.
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Unread 05-05-2010, 08:13 AM   #6
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Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something.
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Man, shut up. I'm trying to get her drunk.
Did I mention I murder people when I'm drunk?

Really. I rampage like a small, bony, grey Hulk. Fire would be much healthier.

And yeah, dentists probably don't want you to find out your own blood can do his job for them. But it's a known fact that blood will disinfect things. The fear is only that the bacteria you want to kill may develop resistance to it and then they'll kill you, but that only goes for people with weak, untrained white blood cells. Exercise them regularly by diving in sewers while playing Eye of the Tiger and you're good.
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Unread 05-05-2010, 08:18 AM   #7
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Did I mention I murder people when I'm drunk?

Really. I rampage like a small, bony, grey Hulk. Fire would be much healthier.
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Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something.
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Those options sound unhealthy. Especially the alcohol part. And white blood cells are much more badass. :3
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Unread 05-05-2010, 08:02 AM   #10
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I want a toothpaste that uses white blood cells to kill bacteria hard. Sometimes I bleed myself and rinse my mouth with the blood. I can almost hear the germs scream in pain.
I don't think it works that way.
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