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Unread 05-05-2010, 10:29 AM   #51
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I just had a thought actually; does the Monster Raving Looney Party still exist? And if not, why not?!?
No which is annoying because witohut the existence of "No confidence" on the voting sheet (which is bullshit) crazy parties are the best way to show No confidence votes, better than defiling papers.
The MacGillyCuddy Serious Party of NZ were always good. They were going to cut the South Island free from the Earth and float it next to the North Island to save on air fares.
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Unread 05-05-2010, 11:54 AM   #52
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It's like the original trilogy- the rebel alliance are possibly the worst heroes ever. Why are we supposed to support them? They have no policies ,the make no case why the empire is bad, they just blow shit up for the hell of it and cause ruckus.
I always ALWAYS support the rebels and even I don't support the rebel alliance cause the empire seem to be humming along pretty efficiently, they don't do anything really outright worse than the rebels.
I'm pretty sure the part where Grand Moff "That means I can boss Darth Fucking Vader" Tarkin blows up a populated planet just to be a dick is the case why The Empire is bad.

Also consider that the Empire is a direct outgrowth of The Republic - a natural extension of the emergency War Powers Palpatine got during the violent suppression of the separatist movement. It isn't necessary to spell out how the defeated seperatist systems are treated - they're colonies in service to the Imperial core. That's why they call it an Empire.
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Unread 05-05-2010, 12:03 PM   #53
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I'm pretty sure the part where Grand Moff "That means I can boss Darth Fucking Vader" Tarkin blows up a populated planet just to be a dick is the case why The Empire is bad.
Bro, if your princess is the head of the fucking Rebel alliance you've got some dodgey shit going on.
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Also consider that the Empire is a direct outgrowth of The Republic - a natural extension of the emergency War Powers Palpatine got during the violent suppression of the separatist movement. It isn't necessary to spell out how the defeated seperatist systems are treated - they're colonies in service to the Imperial core. That's why they call it an Empire.
Firstly, we don't really know htis in the movies, there are coded references to the republic and that's it. I talking before Prequel bollocks.
An empire doesn't necessarily mean automatically its bad. Mabe it's a benevolent empire fuelled by cooperative interests. If you are going to have a villainous empire, at least tell us why.
What are the rebel alliance going to replace it with? We don't know. They don't tell us. Maybe the Rebel alliance is going to replace it with a worse empire.
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Unread 05-05-2010, 12:08 PM   #54
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Bro, if your princess is the head of the fucking Rebel alliance you've got some dodgey shit going on.
Maybe the princess was just in it for the thrill? And to bang a smuggler! And kiss her brother...dude, that princess was one messed up bitch!

She was a traitor too, no good things come from traitors. Plus Smarties right, all we know about the empire is Darth Vader was awesome and he killed jedi in honorable sword fights. And they used a Gaint Freakin Laser to blow up planets as an interrogation method. There is no policy mentioned at all. Maybe they were assholes to those who betrayed em, but they could run things decently maybe?

You should totally elect Kamina as your new leader, he'd fix things up!
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You should totally elect Kamina as your new leader, he'd fix things up!
You know GODDAMN WELL why electing Kamina would be a bad move. I don't need to see Tengen Toppa British Parliament wrecking shit with whoever-the-hell pisses Kamina off first.

Rossiu, on the other hand... He's a leader I could get behind
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I just had a thought actually; does the Monster Raving Looney Party still exist? And if not, why not?!?

Or shit I dunno, Flying Spaggetti Monster maybe? Or do they count as a religious group?
Yes they still exsist here is a list of their candidates.
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Bro, if your princess is the head of the fucking Rebel alliance you've got some dodgey shit going on.

Firstly, we don't really know htis in the movies, there are coded references to the republic and that's it. I talking before Prequel bollocks.
An empire doesn't necessarily mean automatically its bad. Mabe it's a benevolent empire fuelled by cooperative interests. If you are going to have a villainous empire, at least tell us why.
What are the rebel alliance going to replace it with? We don't know. They don't tell us. Maybe the Rebel alliance is going to replace it with a worse empire.
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Unread 05-06-2010, 02:38 AM   #59
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Yes they still exsist here is a list of their candidates.
Not running anywhere near me which means, because our electrol system is from the 80s, I can't vote ofr them.
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