Pokemon Umbral Discussion 18: I'm Not Gonna Raichu a Love Song

[Astral Harmony]

Oh, you're right. That is a Miltank. Good grief, I'm dumb. So adding Miltank genes to create a Miltank Pokebrid will increase her bust size...I smell a ridiculous character!

Fine, I approve of Enmekki being a jealous emo and fucking up Marionata's plans only because he wants Pierce's fragile psyche all to himself.

And I'm going to ruin it for everyone else: those three heads at ground level are a Dugtrio.

Gimme some time and I'll type up an RP post.

[Dracorion]

Originally Posted by Armored Bishoujo

Oh, you're right. That is a Miltank. Good grief, I'm dumb. So adding Miltank genes to create a Miltank Pokebrid will increase her bust size...I smell a ridiculous character!

This can only go very very right.

Originally Posted by Armored Bishoujo

Fine, I approve of Enmekki being a jealous emo and fucking up Marionata's plans only because he wants Pierce's fragile psyche all to himself.

All the pokeymanz want a piece of Pierce's ass. But yeah, Enmakki gets all riled up when someone messes with his plans and fucks around with Pierce's head.

Originally Posted by Armored Bishoujo

And I'm going to ruin it for everyone else: those three heads at ground level are a Dugtrio.

Goddamnit AB, I wanted to spoil it!

[Astral Harmony]

Originally Posted by Dracorion

This can only go very very right.

Pierce: "Damn, I'm taking a real beating here!"
Renny: "Pierce, go use Drink Milk!"
Pierce: "Don't mind if I do! Wheee!"
Miltank Pokebrid: "Agh! Get away from me, you sicko!"

And that's when Armored Bishoujo gets banned from Nuklear Power.

EDIT 1: Damn...I just made Kirie one of the most frightening characters ever.

Oh, and here's a new rule that just came up. I'm telling you, it's all on the fly: Grass type Pokemon are affected by sleep differently than other types. When there is natural sunlight or when Sunny Day is in effect, a Grass type Pokemon will wake up automatically at the end of the turn. However, during the hours of darkness or inside structures that do not permit light, Grass type Pokemon will not wake up on their own. You must awaken them manually.