Why Is The English Language Stupid?

[Hanuman]

Here's a better question:
What's a LESS stupid language, explain your reasoning.
Personally I prefer Norwegian, example:
Har du brann?
HAVE YOU FIRE?
Jeg had brann her.
I HAVE FIRE HERE.

Awesome grammar, no do's or a's or clarification, just manliness.

[bluestarultor]

I used to be quite good with French before years of disuse made me start losing it something awful. I always liked the structure of it and because of learning some when I was very little, I can still speak it without an American accent with effort.

Basically, though, trying to read large chunks of it now gives me a headache and all I really use it for is singing "Yes, We Have No Bananas" for shiggles. If I had someone to speak it with, it might still be able to come back, but I don't.