What Kind of D&D Character Would You Be?

[ThatPoorMessenger]

Originally Posted by 7days

Dang it, you toppled my evil empire before it began. Whatever happened to the days when an overlord could build up a terrifying alliance of like minded, ruthless villians and actually start a decent scheme before the plucky underdog heroes foiled him. I was preparing a monologue and everything. Then you came along with your "quotes" exposing the soft underbelly of my plot. You will rue this day, Thatpoormessenger. RUE THE DAY YOU CROSSED... see my heart's not even in it now.

Drama? In a forum?It's more likely than you think.

[Token]

Sorry Sevsey. Even if I was trying to play against my alignment, a partnership is too much work. It implies that we reach roughly the same level of power, which means we'd have to split the world. Then of course, I'd have to waste my time murdering someone who might be able to put up a fight, the sheep would make you into a martyr, and wvery two-bit hero would assume that since I reached power with a partner, I must be weak... Nah, much better to kill you now.

[ThatPoorMessenger]

and very two-bit hero would assume that since I reached power with a partner, I must be weak...

Luckily, I would assume you are a skilled manipulator to get off with so much power. Then it's all a matter of Red Mage style: breaking the world's laws.

Nah, much better to kill you now.

No, kill him later, consolidate power. When the time is right, Skywalker - crap, wrong larping.

[Rejected Again]

Procrastination is the worst part of Evil.

[ThatPoorMessenger]

Originally Posted by Rejected Again

Procrastination is the worst part of Evil.

Procrastination is like masturbation, it seems like a good idea but eventually you realise you just fucked yourself.Yes, I stole the joke, I can't remember where from though.

[7days]

Originally Posted by Token

Nah, much better to kill you now.

But to kill me you'd have to find me!

*smoke bomb*

...Uh, yeah, if you could just look the other way for a sec so I can make my exit, I really didn't think this plan through all that well.

[krogothwolf]

Originally Posted by Token

Sorry Sevsey. Even if I was trying to play against my alignment, a partnership is too much work. It implies that we reach roughly the same level of power, which means we'd have to split the world. Then of course, I'd have to waste my time murdering someone who might be able to put up a fight, the sheep would make you into a martyr, and wvery two-bit hero would assume that since I reached power with a partner, I must be weak... Nah, much better to kill you now.

Honestly, you should just be making every two-bit hero chase after him instead so you could commit your dastardly while leaving all trails pointing to him.

[ThatPoorMessenger]

Honestly, you should just be making every two-bit hero chase after him instead so you could commit your dastardly while leaving all trails pointing to him.

I tell ya, these chaotic evils...

[krogothwolf]

Originally Posted by ThatPoorMessenger

I tell ya, these chaotic evils...

It's only logical. That way everyone assumes it's this one big bad and go chasing after him. Unless you really actually want to make a name for yourself you, you make everything seem to be the enemy. You pay beggers to spread the name of the other guy as the one commiting the crime(then kill them to retrieve the money, everyone will assume it's the other guy trying to silence them.)

[Token]

Originally Posted by krogothwolf

Honestly, you should just be making every two-bit hero chase after him instead so you could commit your dastardly while leaving all trails pointing to him.

That's a bit too Vetinari for my tastes. And since D&D is a fantasy realm, there is a chance that Vetinari would hunt me down for cramping his style. 'Sides, I'm allegedly Chaotic Evil.