14-year old Boy returns lost 3-year old to mother; Is arrested within minutes - Page 5

Osterbaum · 06-18-2010, 01:46 PM

He means YOU.

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Originally Posted by krogo

Dude, extinction for the human species in your planning book?

We could certainly afford to thin our numbers a bit.

krogothwolf · 06-18-2010, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Osterbaum

He means YOU.

Bah, I haven't ran into stress yet! Besides, there's a slave market if things get dicey, could make a pretty could profit from that.

Funka Genocide · 06-18-2010, 01:51 PM

Mother: "Ok do I need the original credit card to return this? Hold on let me..."

*looks around, notices child is missing*

Mother: has anybody seen my daughter? Anybody?! Oh my god mY DAUGHTER GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY YOU PIECES OF SHIT I'VE GOT A FUCKING GUN, I NEED MY DAUGHTER! I WILL SHOOT YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE ARGRABBABABALELE!"

*pulls out gun, shoots bewildered Macy's clerk in the face*

krogothwolf · 06-18-2010, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Funka Genocide

Mother: "Ok do I need the original credit card to return this? Hold on let me..."

*looks around, notices child is missing*

Mother: has anybody seen my daughter? Anybody?! Oh my god mY DAUGHTER GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY YOU PIECES OF SHIT I'VE GOT A FUCKING GUN, I NEED MY DAUGHTER! I WILL SHOOT YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE ARGRABBABABALELE!"

*pulls out gun, shoots bewildered Macy's clerk in the face*

Why does everyone pick on the poor Macy's Clerk, what did they ever do to you!

Yeah I can see that. The parents that bug me the most are the ones that let their kid scream or run around causing mayhem in the store and DO NOTHING, or they buy the kid something to shut em up. I swear the minute my daughter does that we're going right home and she's going to bed early, with bread and water for supper....and a Troll guarding her door so she can't escape.

Funka Genocide · 06-18-2010, 01:57 PM

I can describe most parents I run across in one word. "Defeated."

It takes gusto to raise a child, if you don't have that then don't even try!

Nique · 06-18-2010, 05:42 PM

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It takes gusto to raise a child, if you don't have that then don't even try!

Amen!

Aerozord · 06-18-2010, 08:29 PM

I think the trick is to be helpful in the most indirect way possible, even through its considerably less helpful. And always try and stay anamous. Like dont actually hand the kid over, just point him in the right direction and run away before anyone has time to realize what happened. Sucks you have to do crap like that, but US legal system is really going down hill. Quickly becoming a guilty until prooven innocent society as peoples fear and paranoia overcome any concept of justice and faith.

Should always remember your average person is a decent human being, and stop fixating on the fraction of a percent that aren't.

bluestarultor · 06-18-2010, 08:55 PM

Here's another point of interest. The girl didn't struggle or look scared at all. The footage is too shitty to say if anyone said anything, but if she was scared, she didn't show it.

Of course, she also didn't say, "Hey, dumbass, my mom's right there."

Just figured I'd point out another factor in this.

Seil · 06-18-2010, 10:41 PM

You know, I can't find a story just like this to prove a point I had about people getting far too worked up about pedophilia in today's society.

It was a story about a father at a fairground, and his kids (along with several others) were going down a big slide, or something like that. Anyways, the father took a few pictures of his kids having fun while some other parents asked him to stop taking pictures. He asked why, and they told him they thought he was a pedophile. A comment which caused the guy to find the cops, or the nearest security guard, and get the guard to affirm that the father was in the right.

I think I even posted that story here, but I can't search "Father takes pictures of kids" and "Pedophile" without getting some nightmare fuel and the FBI seizing my hard drive. Anyways, people are getting far too worked up over pedophilia these days. From Shiney's mouth from the Sesame Street thread:

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It's sarcasm. He's saying that the entire basis for classifying it as "not cool for kids" is ridiculous because it is exactly what the fuck kids need to see. The world is too cynical, too overprotective right now. Kids need to have friends, need to eat cookies, need to be hyperactive at times. So your kid met a stranger? Doesn't mean that stranger is prowling for goddamn rape, this is a fucking kids show. Seeing it on Sesame Street isn't going to make some kid run outside looking for the milk and cookies guy, and end up on the 10:00 news. Oscar needs to be a pissant because there's a pissant everywhere. Our pissant is named fifthfiend!!

Magus · 06-18-2010, 10:44 PM

Three year old kids are stupid and expecting them to know their address and phone number, or even last name, and not be lured away by strangers is unrealistic. Just thought I'd toss that out there. As such, expecting the kid to point out that their mother is right there or be scared of strangers is expecting a bit much of what amounts to about a dog's intelligence.

06-18-2010, 08:29 PM	#47
Aerozord So we are clear Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Former murder capital of the world Posts: 13,824	I think the trick is to be helpful in the most indirect way possible, even through its considerably less helpful. And always try and stay anamous. Like dont actually hand the kid over, just point him in the right direction and run away before anyone has time to realize what happened. Sucks you have to do crap like that, but US legal system is really going down hill. Quickly becoming a guilty until prooven innocent society as peoples fear and paranoia overcome any concept of justice and faith. Should always remember your average person is a decent human being, and stop fixating on the fraction of a percent that aren't. __________________ "don't hate me for being a heterosexual white guy disparaging slacktivism, hate me for all those murders I've done."

06-18-2010, 10:44 PM	#50
Magus Archer and Armstrong vs. the World Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 7,164	Three year old kids are stupid and expecting them to know their address and phone number, or even last name, and not be lured away by strangers is unrealistic. Just thought I'd toss that out there. As such, expecting the kid to point out that their mother is right there or be scared of strangers is expecting a bit much of what amounts to about a dog's intelligence. Last edited by Magus; 06-18-2010 at 10:47 PM.

06-18-2010, 01:51 PM	#43
Funka Genocide Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 4,566	Mother: "Ok do I need the original credit card to return this? Hold on let me..." looks around, notices child is missing Mother: has anybody seen my daughter? Anybody?! Oh my god mY DAUGHTER GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY YOU PIECES OF SHIT I'VE GOT A FUCKING GUN, I NEED MY DAUGHTER! I WILL SHOOT YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE ARGRABBABABALELE!" pulls out gun, shoots bewildered Macy's clerk in the face

06-18-2010, 01:57 PM	#45
Funka Genocide Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 4,566	I can describe most parents I run across in one word. "Defeated." It takes gusto to raise a child, if you don't have that then don't even try!