Corrupted Wishes - Page 24

Thadius · 08-08-2010, 03:46 AM

I dare say, good sir, that this sandwich I have just conjured up could rightly be considered the most tasteful thing in all of existence. However, I do warn you against actually ea-

Oh you had to go and eat it. I was going to tell you that once you ate it, you would experience a moment of Nirvana and know that nothing else would ever be as tasty and delicious as that sandwich. Eventually, your mind will crack and break under the stress, leading to thoughts of ending your life because nothing else matters now that you've had that sandwich. Oh well, enjoy your oncoming depression if you can, good chap.

I say, I wish I were a little more mentally balanced. Not exactly sane, mind you, but balanced enough to be able to function normally in society at all times. Perhaps you could aid me, genie?

Flarecobra · 08-08-2010, 04:21 AM

Granted. You are now consistantly stung by bees instead.

I wish for eternal happiness. In a cave.

Rejected Again · 08-08-2010, 05:29 AM

Granted. But the cave is full of methane. Guess you should have brought that canary.

I wish for some ice cream

Flarecobra · 08-08-2010, 12:26 PM

Congrats, you have trout ice cream.

I wish I could stop tripping over air.

akaSM · 08-08-2010, 04:07 PM

Granted, you no longer trip over air, in fact, there's no air around you. Too bad last time I checked you needed it to breathe.

I wish for a Chintendo Vii (made by KenSingTon).

bluestarultor · 08-08-2010, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by akaSM

Granted, you no longer trip over air, in fact, there's no air around you. Too bad last time I checked you needed it to breathe.

I wish for a Chintendo Vii (made by KenSingTon).

You get it, and it works even better than the Nintendo Wii sans Wii MotionPlus. The games are pretty okay, too, and you decide you love it!

Unfortunately, nobody believes you when you try to tell them about it and you end up shunned by all your friends and the black sheep of your family.

I wish it wasn't such a far drive to Green Bay from home.

Doc ock rokc · 08-08-2010, 08:07 PM

Granted Your now homeless! You don't have to drive at all!

I wish I Have to pay Full price or More on my computer repair bill!

Bard The 5th LW · 08-08-2010, 08:24 PM

Granted. You're computer breaks however because it wasn't an actual computer repairman. You can't get your money back either.

I wish I had a working IPhone with all the features and additional items. Completely for free of course.

Doc ock rokc · 08-08-2010, 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BardTheFifthLightWarrior

Granted. You're computer breaks however because it wasn't an actual computer repairman. You can't get your money back either.

I wish I had a working IPhone with all the features and additional items. Completely for free of course.

Granted You have one while your waiting in line to pay for it!

I wish the next poster's wish doesn't get corrupted!

bluestarultor · 08-08-2010, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Doc ock rokc

Granted You have one while your waiting in line to pay for it!

I wish the next poster's wish doesn't get corrupted!

I wish my wish gets corrupted. :P

08-08-2010, 03:46 AM	#1
Thadius BEARD IMPACT Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: MANLY ANGER Posts: 1,977	I dare say, good sir, that this sandwich I have just conjured up could rightly be considered the most tasteful thing in all of existence. However, I do warn you against actually ea- Oh you had to go and eat it. I was going to tell you that once you ate it, you would experience a moment of Nirvana and know that nothing else would ever be as tasty and delicious as that sandwich. Eventually, your mind will crack and break under the stress, leading to thoughts of ending your life because nothing else matters now that you've had that sandwich. Oh well, enjoy your oncoming depression if you can, good chap. I say, I wish I were a little more mentally balanced. Not exactly sane, mind you, but balanced enough to be able to function normally in society at all times. Perhaps you could aid me, genie? __________________ ANGER HAS NEVER BEEN MORE MANLY THAN THIS.

08-08-2010, 04:21 AM	#2
Flarecobra Burn. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Classified Posts: 11,017	Granted. You are now consistantly stung by bees instead. I wish for eternal happiness. In a cave. __________________ "Only the fool wishes to go into battle to beat someone for the satisfaction of beating someone." -A Thousand Sons Rules. Read them, know them, love them.

08-08-2010, 12:26 PM	#4
Flarecobra Burn. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Classified Posts: 11,017	Congrats, you have trout ice cream. I wish I could stop tripping over air. __________________ "Only the fool wishes to go into battle to beat someone for the satisfaction of beating someone." -A Thousand Sons Rules. Read them, know them, love them.

08-08-2010, 08:07 PM	#7
Doc ock rokc ...Really? Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: in Theory. Everything works here Posts: 3,961	Granted Your now homeless! You don't have to drive at all! I wish I Have to pay Full price or More on my computer repair bill! __________________ I have a Pesterchum its DangerousDoc I am ether fading out of Time, Space, or Reality...Or Simply my Typewriter is running out of ink

08-08-2010, 08:24 PM	#8
Bard The 5th LW Feelin' Super! Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,191	Granted. You're computer breaks however because it wasn't an actual computer repairman. You can't get your money back either. I wish I had a working IPhone with all the features and additional items. Completely for free of course.