The ways you creep people out - Page 3

Premmy · 07-01-2010, 12:24 PM

I'm very touchy-feely, I have to make contact with people, partly from my need to do SOMETHING with my hands, If I can get away with leaning on people, I WILL.

Personal Space is something I have that extends outwards into the universe is what I'm saying

I also move around quietly, and this, combined with my need to have most things in my life flow organiclly means I often Swirl around a little too quickly and quietly while moving.

Brainmeats · 07-01-2010, 02:33 PM

I have deja vu... a lot... and can tell people what's about to happen.

not quite sure how it works but it's pretty cool.

Aldurin · 07-01-2010, 04:11 PM

I have taken karate for 7 years and yet people don't see me as knowing how to punch properly. This makes it especially creepy for people when I stand my ground against bullies and assholes when it looks like I have every reason to run away if not surrender. And it has the added effect of showing how wimpy the other person is.

Also, prolonged exposure to my presence will scare off some people. My only guess is that my mental costume to make me appear sane will leak some of my insanity over time.

And do you guys know about those patterns that become 3D images when you go crosseyed? I can instantly shift my focus to make it work (in my physics class in high school, my teacher brought in two books with those patterns and I was the only one that could do it without instruction and hard effort. Everybody else regarded me as a freak for the rest of the class.

I should totally build on that and say that with years of practice that I can see into people's souls by adjusting my vision. I'd just have to go up to a guy, make a weird look on my face and say "You have a pornagraphy problem." Then I would go on. If the person had a criminal record I saw beforehand I would use the same technique. It would be awesome.

phil_ · 07-01-2010, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by EvilEarl

I should totally build on that and say that with years of practice that I can see into people's souls by adjusting my vision. I'd just have to go up to a guy, make a weird look on my face and say "You have a pornagraphy problem." Then I would go on. If the person had a criminal record I saw beforehand I would use the same technique. It would be awesome.

I'm pretty sure saying "You have a ~~pornography~~ pornagraphy problem" out of the blue to strangers would do a good job creeping them out, regardless of whether or not you could see into their soul.

Art of Hilt · 07-01-2010, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Premonitions

I'm very touchy-feely, I have to make contact with people, partly from my need to do SOMETHING with my hands, If I can get away with leaning on people, I WILL.

Personal Space is something I have that extends outwards into the universe is what I'm saying

Oh man you are basically my archenemy since I creep people out for the exact opposite reason.
I am so reserved. I keep my hands to my self for as long as possible, and I lean away from people as much as possible, which means when I am standing in between two guys then I am standing as straight as John Wayne on a horse voting for Ronald Reagan.

Premmy · 07-01-2010, 10:58 PM

I don't lean on STRANGERS, but if I've seen you more than once, I gotta touch you.

Sithdarth · 07-01-2010, 11:25 PM

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I don't lean on STRANGERS, but if I've seen you more than once, I gotta touch you.

Note to self stay away from Prem or at least only meet him once. Nothing against you but unexpected body contact is likely to end in pain at this point. I used to have control of my reactions but after nine years of training something broke. I didn't realize it until I tried to dodge and counter strike when a fly came out of nowhere flying straight for my face. Luckily I'm so creepy and invisible no one tries to touch me. I'm not really sure I could react fast enough consciously to stop myself. Sometimes it's nice like when I knock over a glass and catch it before it really moves but I just know one of these days someone is going to tap on my shoulder and I'm going to break their finger or something.

Premmy · 07-01-2010, 11:31 PM

I think the internet counts as once, sorry, gotsta rub yas.

Sithdarth · 07-01-2010, 11:45 PM

If we ever meet I'll try to make sure it is someplace with soft carpeting or like a glass partition so we can stand on opposite sides of the glass. We can even pretend one of us is in prison and really really creep other people out. It'll be fun.

Nikose Tyris · 07-01-2010, 11:55 PM

My friends hate how whenever we meet a new girl, somehow I end up flirting with her and she ends up at my place. :/ We aren't sure how this began but it's gotten to the point where I'm not allowed to meet 'the new girl' if someone has a crush.

What's weird is I don't do this on purpose and usually put them on the couch due to my total disinterest in them. :/ I'm apparently just a huge slutbag.

Edit: I've been... ENCOURAGED to add that Marius thinks I'm a sex addict while I don't believe they exist.

07-01-2010, 02:33 PM	#22
Brainmeats Master of Sword-Chuckery Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: On the MS River Posts: 68	I have deja vu... a lot... and can tell people what's about to happen. not quite sure how it works but it's pretty cool. __________________ Bees Like Honey. :fighter: Sound has color now!!! :fighter:

07-01-2010, 12:24 PM	#21
Premmy Stop the hate Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a nice web on fifty first street Posts: 4,466	I'm very touchy-feely, I have to make contact with people, partly from my need to do SOMETHING with my hands, If I can get away with leaning on people, I WILL. Personal Space is something I have that extends outwards into the universe is what I'm saying I also move around quietly, and this, combined with my need to have most things in my life flow organiclly means I often Swirl around a little too quickly and quietly while moving.

07-01-2010, 04:11 PM	#23
Aldurin Lakitu Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 4,648	I have taken karate for 7 years and yet people don't see me as knowing how to punch properly. This makes it especially creepy for people when I stand my ground against bullies and assholes when it looks like I have every reason to run away if not surrender. And it has the added effect of showing how wimpy the other person is. Also, prolonged exposure to my presence will scare off some people. My only guess is that my mental costume to make me appear sane will leak some of my insanity over time. And do you guys know about those patterns that become 3D images when you go crosseyed? I can instantly shift my focus to make it work (in my physics class in high school, my teacher brought in two books with those patterns and I was the only one that could do it without instruction and hard effort. Everybody else regarded me as a freak for the rest of the class. I should totally build on that and say that with years of practice that I can see into people's souls by adjusting my vision. I'd just have to go up to a guy, make a weird look on my face and say "You have a pornagraphy problem." Then I would go on. If the person had a criminal record I saw beforehand I would use the same technique. It would be awesome.

07-01-2010, 10:58 PM	#26
Premmy Stop the hate Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a nice web on fifty first street Posts: 4,466	I don't lean on STRANGERS, but if I've seen you more than once, I gotta touch you.

07-01-2010, 11:31 PM	#28
Premmy Stop the hate Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a nice web on fifty first street Posts: 4,466	I think the internet counts as once, sorry, gotsta rub yas.

07-01-2010, 11:45 PM	#29
Sithdarth Friendly Neighborhood Quantum Hobo Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Outside the M-brane look'n in Posts: 5,403	If we ever meet I'll try to make sure it is someplace with soft carpeting or like a glass partition so we can stand on opposite sides of the glass. We can even pretend one of us is in prison and really really creep other people out. It'll be fun.